So manscaping, how much is too much, what techniques are weird? I want to get rid of what me and my twin call, the Hoff, the hairy collarbone line, so I bought some removal products. However I've heard some guys go much further than that. I feel bad for guys with back hair. Thats a no win, all pain situation.
Mebbe I'm a freak but the older you get the more that stuff doesn't matter. On first dates you want to be properly groomed but if you're steadily dating (or God forbid, married) women will get rid of back hair, ear hair, etc). And there are farts, ugh, stuff. You can make special moments and be all fancy but the best thing about a relationship is being close and real with someone.
YOU DON'T GET RID OF CHEST HAIR. IT'S A BLESSING FROM GOD. Go return those products, toddamus. Oh, and don't try to trim chest hair, either. It itches like hell for the next couple of weeks. Don't ask me how I know that.
Manscaping makes sense, I hope the women I meet (hah you old fucker who have wives) keep it trimmed. Last gf I had had a growler and I never quite got used to it. Btw, if you're wearing a polo and people can see your chest hair, its bad. You aren't Tom Seleck this is not the 80s There is someone on here that used NAIR on themselves once, I forget who that is
Hair down there is a deal breaker for me. Complete turn off. When the wife gets lazy and lets hers go I ask her when she wants me to braid it or some other sarcastic comment that gets the point across. I've been known to pull out my box of fishing leader beads and shake it in front of her. (Though in fairness she asks me to keep my shit short too, says she can't see my dick otherwise.)
Yea I know Dixie jokes about it and we all have a good laugh, but anymore, I think women...and men are expected to keep themselves clean and tidy down there. I'd guess no woman likes pulling down a guy's pants and seeing a massive bush....Can someone tag Audrey? Maybe she'd have an opinion on this.
Jewish people go full bush? I thought they were the ones without foreskin. Or you're making the joke about her dating someone she once knew a while back. Either way, maybe I'm odd here, but I remember when young Toddamus touched a growler way back when and despite the promises of many good things, it surprised him. .... So I know there's someone on here, lurking maybe, who identifies as a man and has used hair removal products down there. I'd like these people to come forward and describe these experiences, to help everyone else learn from their mistakes.
Pubes don't register for me. I couldn't tell the difference between a completely natural dude bush and one that's trimmed, and when I try and remember the general pube situation of any given dick I've seen I'm drawing a blank on all of them but one. The only reason I remember an ex had a lot of pubes is because I showed a friend a picture we'd taken naked and their first reaction was to comment on how much he had and I was taken aback because I'd never noticed, and they couldn't believe I hadn't noticed. I also never notice what a girl's pube situation is. It's just never something I stop to take in. However, I am completely turned off when I see a guy that's gone totally bare. It looks weird and it just seems super vain to me and all I can think about is imagining the very unpleasant scene of what he had to do to remove the hair. It also really hurts my lips/chin/hand when they rub against stubble repeatedly. I don't like when guys remove their chest hair either, for both looks and there's-something-really-gross-about-unexpectedly-touching-chest-stubble reasons.
Even for my friends whose type is, let's say, less rugged than mine, I don't think it matters. I have never once heard any friend comment positively or negatively on a guy's pubes, and all my friends are sluts, so we've collectively seen a lot of pubes.
Because I don't consider pube maintenance an indication of whether or not someone is taking care of themself.
Nah, you've been quoting him so even though he deleted the posts, they still show up in your replies. All good.
If anything, it just looks weird because he deleted posts that really didn't seem like they needed to be deleted...
I'm sorry, on the flip side allowing Audrey to look like she was having a convo with herself is kind of funny