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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Aug 1, 2014.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    Well 3 hours is not the longest exam I've ever done but also not the shortest. I had been studying since April so I'm sure glad it's over with. And I'm pretty sure I passed, so.

    In other news, how many former yugoslavians have found their way to Wyoming? Fucking everyone here seems to be Bosnian or something similar.
     
  2. Revengeofthenerds

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    Blue Moon is already selling their pumpkin ale. What the hell??? Is pumpkin ale like christmas in walmart now? Comes three months early?

    ... Yes, I still bought it.
     
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    Thank god I got my got my brother and his girlfriend to rent my house. The renters before him made me want to curl up and die -- the husband didn't know what a breaker box is or anything about it. One time he called me because "a part of a tree limb fell in the yard and what do I do?"

    Now with my brother I just tell him to go fuck himself or, in the event I have to fix something, I also make a point to teach him how to do it in front of his girl and undermine his lack of handiness/manliness at every opportunity. And also he pays on time, and if there's anything broken in the house that might be his fault he pays to fix it.
     
  4. McSmallstuff

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    Well I am officially 31 as of 12 am. Also I'm getting married (again) Friday. Here's hoping age has taught me wisdom.
     
  5. The Village Idiot

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    You're getting married again and hoping you have wisdom? That's one of those there 'questions that answer themselves' type of deals.

    Happy Birthday! I'd make this 'Birthday Blow Job' week if I were you. I should clarify. 'Receiving Birthday Blow Job' week, you can still give as many as you want after you're married.
     
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    You know what's a really rude wakeup? Armadillos.

    Went outside to take a piss and this fucker was right there like "hi!!" They've been destroying my yard lately so I keep my .40 ready unloaded but out of the safe with a clip nearby. Unfortunately, I was still groggy. Not the best shot on the armadildo, but still a kill shot.

    Mad though that the brass hit me in the face. Should have seen that coming. Broken cheek bone and nose don't mix well with gas ejected shells. Just fyi.
     
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    You aren't supposed to hold 'em sideways like in the movies... seriously what kind of pistol ejects into your face?
     
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    Pretty common occurance if you're left eye/hand dominant.
     
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    I still find it hard to believe this is not a completely assumed thing. Short of literally having no money, which is a different situation entirely, paying rent on time has always been such a no brainer. Its my biggest and most important expense, I'm shocked how many people get lax about it. Like I had a friend who casually mentioned their landlord was great cause they didn't care if they were a month or two behind on rent. This is in Chicago, where their 2 BR rent was probably $1500-$1600. 1) You're gonna let that slide as a landlord? 2) As a mid 20 something, you can miss an $800 payment just casually swing $1600 the next month? Crazy talk.

    The armadillo thing always amuses me. As a Midwesterner pretty much my whole life, they are crazy and exotic. Ive only seen 2 in the wild when I was in Texas. Like if I saw one, I'd probably get a bit excited. But I realize they are basically like raccoons or possums in the Southwest, all over the place and a general nuisance.
     
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    It is a magazine not a clip, you heathen.
     
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    I really appreciate the fact that the first known Ebola patient in the U.S. is 11 miles from my house.

    I think I'll go take my multivitamin.
     
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    Seriously, why are you worried about that? So long as you're not sharing needles with the guy you should be fine.
     
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    Although it's not airborne, it can aerosolize.
     
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    Along the same lines, I once had an employer who took weeks to pay me. It was a small business that didn't do direct deposit, so she left my paycheck in my inbox. After a few weeks of "forgetting" to put it there despite several reminders from me (I was a contractor...I came in like twice a week) I had to tell her that I couldn't afford to work for her anymore. Up to that point I thought that an employer would make employees' pay a pretty high priority. I don't know what was going on at home, but apparently that wasn't necessarily the case.

    It feels so amazing to be home. I spent the last week camping and sleeping in 200 square foot hotel rooms. My bed and couch have never felt so luxurious.
     
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    And, what, you're in the mortuary business and you're going to be disposing of the body?
     
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    Link?

    My understanding is that it's primates, not humans, that are susceptible to aerosilized transmission, and even then, only in laboratory conditions.
     
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    Yes and Jesus may come back tomorrow but neither is very likely. You're more likely to get ran over by santa claus than be effected by ebola. The guy couldn't be more isolated and insulated, he is being attended to by the CDC etc, trust me, you're safe.
     
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    My girlfriend's parents just left town after visiting since Thursday. The whole weekend was just fine but I still feel a sense of relief now that I have some peace and quiet here. Time to have a beer and relax on the porch with my dog.
     
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    Hey man, don't be so cavalier about it. He lives only 11 miles away.
     
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