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7/31/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 31, 2015.

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  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Jesus. First thing I thought was he used a pellet gun or a .22, which would have been improbable but plausible. That was a freak accident for a .38 round to not only fail to penetrate, but then to bounce back with enough force to injure someone else.

    My instinct is to say it's not the round that injured the man as reported, but rather a piece of the armadillo's shell that hit his face. I shoot the little fuckers in my yard with either my .40, or my .223. Never had a problem.

    And shout out to Cecil, I have actually killed one with a cross bow too. (Link to my target crossbow here; it's fun to fuck around with/poach armadildos)
     
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    I thing a snake got to Cecil the Egg before I was able too.

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    My brother's fiance's sister is throwing a bachelorette party and my sister and I are attending. One of the games is "match up", which is where my brother and his fiance provide us with a list of places and sexual activities and we have to guess which activities and places match. Yuck. He's my baby brother. I really don't want to think about him doing the pile driver on the CN Tower elevator.
     
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    Doggy style in the animal shelter restroom.

    This sounds like the worst "humble brag" ever.
     
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    I'm going to go with "Cosby sweater" and "Angel's guestroom"
     
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    VI got bored walking those dogs and thought he'd liven up his day by beating up a robot.
     
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    Hey Angel, you can't blame all of America. It didn't even make it down here to Florida, where I'm sure something truly horrible would have happened to it.

    Someone in Philly must have mistaken it for Santa Claus.
     
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    That is officially the saddest thing I've ever heard.
     
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    Dead robot beats out dead lion for sadness?
     
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    Is Philly basically a giant prison where everyone who sold their souls to the Devil is thrown into? I had no idea that rant Bill Burr pulled was actually casual conversation.

    I can't think of a single city in America that more Americans direct their scorn towards. Maybe Los Angeles.
     
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    It reaffirms my belief that there is nothing redeeming about Pennsylvania. One robot death = fuck that state.
     
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    On the one hand, that is very shitty. On the other I am laughing at the thought of some illiterate goon shouting broken English with bits of half chewed grinder falling out of his maw while he beats the crap out of "some piece of junk, fag robot."

    This is the same city whose hero is a fictional Stallone character, even though Ben Franklin, one of the greatest minds in American history, called the place his home. A town where so many great museums are overshadowed by a roast pork sandwich. I'm sorry, guys. I want to, NAY, MUST, visit.
     
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    I think it's funny that whomever beat up the robot sent a picture of the mangled wires and crap to the people who owned it. And they said they weren't gonna release the final image because they were afraid it would make children sad.

    So basically, someone in Philly went all mexican drug cartel style on that thing. Maybe trump was right.

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    Philly is the tire fire burning outside of Springfield in every Simpson's episode.
     
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    We may have a culprit:

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    So they office spaced it because why the fuck not?

    These people are mongoloids. Oh and the Bill Burr rant if you've never listened. Truer words have never been spoken.
     
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    The classiest thing to come out of Philly was TastyKakes.
     
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