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7/28/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 28, 2017.

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  1. shegirl

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    Thanks to horrible traffic I was late today. Now I'll be off kilter for the rest of the day. I hate that.

    What little annoyances throw your day completely off?

    PS Tomorrow I'm returning to the scene of the crime, where I broke my elbow. My Boss gave me side eye and asked if I needed bubble wrap. Wish me luck!
     
  2. Juice

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    Literally everyone.
     
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    Waking up an hour before I need to. Fucks my whole day.
     
  4. shegirl

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    An hour I can deal with, it's that last 10-15 minutes before the alarm is going to go off that piss me off way more.
     
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    My body clearing out before work. I don't want to be late, but do I want to risk shitting myself on the drive in....
     
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    I'm in the middle of 12 days in a row without a day off. Which means our buildings of full of idiots with phones and morons who can't understand elevators. Sometimes the two intersect.

    I was just headed down to the lobby and the elevator stopped at floor 8. No one there except some guy engrossed in his phone. This is normal, people press the up and down buttons to stop every elevator all the time. The guy looks up as the door starts to close and charges at the elevator, getting his arm in the door just before it closed. He hits the lobby button and goes back to his phone. The elevator stops at floor 3, no one there. Cell phone guy never looks up from his phone and wanders out the door. He takes 4 or 5 steps and realizes he's not in the lobby and charges for the elevator. I just look at him, not even attempting to stop the closing doors. The doors close and i continue to the lobby.

    I hope whatever was on his phone holding his undivided attention was important because it would probably be at least a few minutes before another elevator that he can get into arrives.

    Dumb ass.
     
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    Alone in the dark, drooling on himself

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    An hour previous this was a brand, new Ferrari on the showroom floor. Somehow the driver survived.

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  8. Nettdata

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    Not uncommon. People think that being able to write a big cheque means you know how to drive what that cheque can buy.

    Most of the time they survive and learn from that lesson.
     
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    My therapist told me it'd be a good idea to try online dating again so that way I don't screw around with anymore colleagues. I thought she had a point. It helps she's slightly younger than me (I'm 31) and I trust her. As I'm finding out sleeping with classmates makes more waves than it ever did in undergrad.


    ....and here we go
     
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    You should try to date your therapist. I mean she already knows you. Hard part is done.
     
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    It helps she has good legs
     
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    You should tell her you love her. I bet she would be receptive to it.
     
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    Its therapy, we can work through why thats inappropriate. And no I would never say that and its far from true. Remember I'm there for help, learning how to express myself appropriately could be a part of that
     
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    And you can get free therapy at home...when you want to relax and watch tv. It's a rare treat to be able to get psychoanalyzed at all times without having to pay for it.
     
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    Yeah but she wouldn't take you on as a patient if she wasn't a little interested, right? I mean she listens to you, doesn't that count for something?
     
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    I've found that dating my therapist has eliminated that pesky process of sorting through all the skanks and chicks with kids. Online dating can be stressful so finding someone who knows you intimately cuts out the worst part of dating.

    At your next session, make the first move.
     
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    There are plenty of people who will listen to you for money
     
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    If you ever get lonely, these ladies will listen to you

    http://www.weare18.com/

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    Paul Walker thinks you're an asshole.
     
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    This is true. The last thing that went through his mind was his asshole.
     
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