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7/15/16 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 15, 2016.

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  1. Popped Cherries

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    You of course know what this means, don't you?
    Statistically speaking, there is a 100% chance there is dried hobo semen somewhere in your office.
     
    #361 Popped Cherries, Jul 26, 2016
  2. Clutch

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    There is a special place in hell for people who put fish in the office microwave.
     
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    Worst scavenger hunt ever.
     
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    I once shared an office space with someone who brought egg sandwiches to work. Ugh I almost hurled every time. That is nasty.
     
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    One of our secretaries at my old firm was trying to be helpful, and microwaved a smoked salmon someone sent us at Christmas. It smelled nasty for a week.
     
    #365 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 26, 2016
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    Don't bring fish or something that throws off more scent than a roadkilled deer that's been crow-food for a couple days in the summer ditch. It's just courteous.
     
    #366 CanisDirus, Jul 26, 2016
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    #367 toytoy88, Jul 27, 2016
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    Curry is the worst smell ever when I have a hangover. I can't handle it. Does anyone here eat egg salad? Its one of the foods I find really gross. Eggs, may and lettuce? No thanks.
     
    #368 toddamus, Jul 27, 2016
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    Someone brought shrimp into the office yesterday. The smell was just thick in the air, it was awful.

    ...and my boss just got fired too. I may have to start giving a shit again. Dammit, I liked him.
     
    #369 katokoch, Jul 27, 2016
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    I survived an environmental audit at work today. For some reason I was pretty nervous about it even though I know I follow procedures and do everything correctly. Apparently my files are a lot more organized than they are in other centers, that is a compliment I will gladly take. I won't know the score until tomorrow but I left work feeling much better than I did when I got there this morning.

    Now I'm sitting in my quiet house reading. The kids are at my in-laws for a couple hours this afternoon and I'm enjoying the peace and quiet. Did I mention that it's quiet in here?
     
    #370 abneretta, Jul 27, 2016
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    Except for that bump in the closet. What was that?
     
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    Probably the damn dog. It's quiet in here except for Buttercup's snoring.
     
    #372 abneretta, Jul 27, 2016
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    #373 katokoch, Jul 27, 2016
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    Ladies. Summer is well under way, and the bikini thread needs updating. Let's get to it this weekend. Sun's out, Buns out.
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    #374 Rush-O-Matic, Jul 27, 2016
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    No can do. I got fat.
     
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    Not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
     
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    #377 Juice, Jul 27, 2016
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    Judge me how you want, but I'd fuck her then, and I'd fuck her now. She's my little kryptonite meatball.

    And HOLY SHIT is it FUCKING HOT right now... 39 degrees C on my deck when I got home. The AC unit can't keep up.

    The only good part of that is that I spent a couple of hours in the cold-tub (set the hot tub to 80 degrees) while chugging some killer gin and tonics.

    That and I'm taking Friday off so I have a 4-day weekend coming up.

    Things are looking up.
     
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    And this is how I decided to introduce my wife to the board.
     
    #379 Revengeofthenerds, Jul 27, 2016
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    I'm pretty sure the boobie thread is the proper forum for the introduction of your wife.
     
    #380 Aetius, Jul 27, 2016
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