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7/12/13 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jul 12, 2013.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    I'm playing a wedding in a few months so I'm coming up with a song list. I'm wondering how much Ozzy I can fit into the ceremony without people catching on. I also wonder how Black Sabbath sounds for solo organ...
     
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    Try and go The Simpson's route and slip in that eternal hymn "In the garden of Eden" by I Ron Butterfly. Plus that way you give all the smokers a chance to run outside and not miss anything.
     
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    Is there any connection between breastfeeding and views on tits? If you were breastfed do you enjoy them more or less?
     
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    Ex-wizard is what you find interesting out of that list? I like how he had two kids with a woman that has no uterus.

    My torture is over. I had ten 14-year-old girls AND BOYS at my house yesterday for my daughter's birthday, two of which are "dating". Girls slept over and the last one just left. Peace reigns again.
     
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    How do you become an ex transsexual, I thought that kind of procedure was permanent. Never mind the wizard thing, thats way more normal.
     
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    I think transsexual doesn't actually mean the operation. I think its the mental change, clothes and habits. Then the operation just makes you a post-op transsexual.
     
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    The ex HIV positive has me intrigued.
     
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    I think that just means he's moved on to full blown AIDS
     
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    Thats actually way more realistic than it use to be. While you can never totally get rid of the HIV virus, you can make the population so little it becomes undetectable.
     
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    Transsexual just means that your mental gender and physical sex don't match up. So your clothing, habits, and genitals could point to one gender, but if you're mentally a different one, you're transsexual.

    Or, you can have gone so far as to have top and bottom surgery.

    Or anything in between.

    Gender identity is complicated, though, so I guess you can sort of be an ex-transsexual. Though it would actually be more like, "oh, I thought I was transsexual, it turns out I just like panties and being on the bottom." Or whatever.
     
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    Point is-the devil made him do it.
     
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    Wellllllll...I finished my presentation! Woo hoo. Just opened a bottle of wine. Like I've mentioned before, this place doesn't have cable and the DVD player doesn't work... And the Internet isn't working... So I've just been reading in my spare time lately. But, I really wish I could watch Netflix right now cause as much as I love to read, I've probably read about 50 journal articles in the last 6 weeks and I need a break from it. That doesn't require spending money!
     
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    Tonight I am making this:

    Ramos Gin Fizz

    2 ounces gin
    1 ounce cream
    1 whole egg white
    1 ounce simple syrup
    1/2 ounce lemon juice
    1/2 ounce lime juice
    2 dashes orange flower water
    1 ounce soda water

    But I'm leaving out that goddamn egg white. Makes this light, funky textured head. Instead I may use an egg yolk so the whole thing turns out like custard. The Vietnamese make a drink almost exactly like this with an egg yolk. Minus the gin. It's amazifuck. I also will not shake this thing for 10 minutes. I gots drinking to do.

    Chris McMillan, the world's greatest bartender, has a great video on the cocktail and its history.

     
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    Sitting with a beer in what's left of the sunshine waiting for the Great Big Sea show to start. God, this is the perfect way to spend a day. Everyone here is so fucking happy (or drunk...). Either way, the old black rum's got a hold on me like a dog wrapped 'round my leg, and I fucking love it.
     
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    It's been a while since I made a proper martini.

    And by that I mean straight gin with just a tiny bit of lime juice (half a squeeze of lime, or just a few drops if you go for the bottle crap).

    Sometimes I forget how great this tastes, especially during the summer.
     
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    I forgot how good the first season of Deadliest Catch was, before all the bullshit reality show gimmicks came in.

    Amazon Prime has some good shows streaming.
     
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    Apparently, because adding lime makes it a Gimlet, a Martini either has a Vermouth wash, or a bit of vermouth, not lime.
     
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    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck these guys are good! I have had a xonakdwrabe amount od beer m. It is dellosravlt expnaeixive. But thr fuel next to me is soooooooo hot. Seriously. I want to lick her dlur.
     
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