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7/12/13 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jul 12, 2013.

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  1. MoreCowbell

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    And if you did, you would have the good sense to call it "le sac de noix" like a civilized human being.
     
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    Finally, some dignity and seriousness is being brought into the discourse on nutsack jiggling. And people say the board is getting old and tired.
     
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  3. Nom Chompsky

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    i can't help but think that trayvon martin lawrence would still be alive right now if zimmerman had just jiggled tray's scrotumtitties.
     
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    So let me get this straight Nom, you see a girl with a nice pair of "breasts" and you can equate breasts with sexual attraction? I feel like breast is such a medical term. Like breast cancer, breast feeding, and not because I'm black, chicken breast.

    I also feel like in the middle of fucking, it really doesn't matter what she refers to her tits/boobs, as long as she doesn't refer to them as utters right?

    Calling these breasts are weird to me.


     

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    I call them tits if I'm fucking, boobs if I'm teasing, breasts if I'm examining. All of these are acceptable. What isn't acceptable? Adding "ies" to any of the above. I don't do "titties" or "boobies". I'm neither a hillbilly nor a prepubescent boy.
     
    #66 Angel_1756, Jul 12, 2013
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    Re: Re: 7/12/13 Weekend Drunk Thread

    I would agree that "being on drugs" is a fucking joke, was he on bath salts eating people's heads? Get the fuck over it, nobody "on" pot ever got violent for the fuck of it.

    I can't believe people still think "being on drugs" applies to weed.
     
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    Split Zimmerman talk to its own thread.
     
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    I was watching the Sopranos in my underwear and dropped piping hot lasagna onto my crotch. Now my upper thigh is burned.

    How's your Friday night coming along, Idiots?
     
    #69 bewildered, Jul 13, 2013
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    I peed on a turtle.
     
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    Re: Re: 7/12/13 Weekend Drunk Thread


    2 year old just peed on me.....


    Watching The Shield on amazon prime, hitting the range tomorrow to finally shoot my new FN, hopefully it won't rain.
     
    #71 Flat_Rate, Jul 13, 2013
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    Y'all have a weird idea of foreplay.
     
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    breastsies?
     
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    ...are the besties!
     
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    This is fucking pathetic. I have toilet paper stuck in my nostril because my nose is raw and it more effectively combats the drip problem I have going on right now. I don't like to use the word retarded....but I have to say that I look pretty retarded right now.
     
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    Hey you're not retarded, that's exactly what I have shoved up my nose now, for the same reason.
     
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    Awesome! Malala spoke to the UN today!

    Malala is the little girl that the Taliban shot in the face while waiting for her school bus because she was speaking out about girls not getting an education under Taliban rule. She survived and is still calling those fuckers out. Words cannot express the admiration I have for her.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malala_Yousafzai" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malala_Yousafzai</a>
     
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    Re: Re: 7/12/13 Weekend Drunk Thread


    Toto's? What's he? Tito's drunker cousin?
     
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    As I was waking up this morning, I had about a five minute dialogue in my head about the following:

    "Is there a category of boobs (like A cup, B cup, etc.) I don't like?"

    The answer, after much deliberation, is "Nope, I have seen examples of pretty much every cup/size nipple/shape, etc. that I find attractive."

    Not man boobs, which are moobs (but hey, if that's your thing, have at it). Maybe it's because I wasn't breast fed as a child, but boobs (beyond the typical boobs/bacon/Chuck Norris memes) really are proof of a higher power.

    Or a lower one.

    I actually don't care which.

    I just like boobs.
     
    #79 The Village Idiot, Jul 13, 2013
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    I'm sick.

    Since about 5 weeks.

    Every time it's almost over, it comes on again.

    Fucking cold.
     
    #80 mazian, Jul 13, 2013
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