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7/12/13 Weekend Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Jul 12, 2013.

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  1. TX.

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    Funny, you must have never been to Texas where there is an estimated 9 million Mexicans here legally. Who knows how many illegally.
     
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    I know, it was a joke, is there a part of your country I can crack wise? What about South Dakota, those fuckers have had it coming for years.
     
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    Whatever the verdict, Im still getting pretty and going out on the town.

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    Have a delightful evening, idiots.
     
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    Pretty sure this was the drunk thread and not the serious sober thread. Can we talk about tits?

    I'm quite fond of tits. And I find the debate over all the different terms we use for tits and the sizes we equate with such words fascinating. Like when we think tits do we mean any size, small, medium or large? I know boobs has a habit of leaning large, while tits have way more range. Only women and gays use breasts right? I'm a fan of tits in general, boobs only comes up when I'm actually touching a pair. And sometimes I go old school PG and use knockers for a truly large pair. Thoughts? Input?
     
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    The wife prefers knockers or boobs, she gets a bit touchy when I call them tits.
     
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    For me, it's...

    a) breasts, when at work
    b) boobs in every day conversation
    c) tits when they're naked in front of me.

    When a girl says "grab my tits", it's way hotter than "grab my boobs".
     
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    I was just informed of that. I am not pleased with that... makes me look bad for putting it out there.

    They have been pretty fair to each side through this whole thing. One of their contributers has gotten full of his recent fame but the rest were fine.

    I wish the one lawyer, that has been commentating on the local Fl channel, had a blog of some sort. He has been straight up the entire time.
     
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    I say breasts, so you know at least one old school tough heteroman goes that direction.

    If I'm referring to a particular person's, I use whatever word she prefers. Ain't no black off my hide.
     
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    I agree boobs as a term refer to the larger end breast. Tits or titties, my preference, usually is used more in conjunction with their use during sex acts (eg Her titties were bouncing in my face when she was on top). My dad used the hilarious and slightly odd term "chest nuts."
     
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  11. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    No, I meant as sarcasm. Like how they execute you in that state for taking a hit on sixteen in blackjack.
     
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    Aren't you supposed to hit if the dealer has 7+?
     
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    Well, the Susan G Komen Tittie Cancer Foundation is not quite as professional sounding on a business card. But, they have had success getting TaTa into wide usage.
     
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    I think they are pushing "Sweater Chickens", seems like I saw a couple of women walking down the street in shirts that said "Save the Sweater Chickens".
     
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    I think those are the body acceptance double mastectomy shirts you refer to....
     
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    Finally, some dignity and intellectual seriousness is being introduced to the national discourse on breast cancer.

    Google brought me to: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/20-pictures-of-chickens-wearing-sweaters-1opu" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/20-p ... aters-1opu</a>
     
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    In a country where people still have an issue talking about the human body without giggling or stuttering, using euphemisms seems like the least egregious issue regarding "the national discourse on breast cancer".

    Here are some to bring this back on topic:
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  18. Nom Chompsky

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    Sorry, why would I listen to somebody who's not a pharmacist when i could listen to somebody who is?

    Seriously though guys, ghetto is a pharmacist.

    Like with pills.

    He is an honest to god pharmacist, I'm not jiggling your nutsack, the motherfucker does that for a living.
     
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    Nom is correct. Unlike him, I do not jiggle nutsacks for a living.

    EDIT: NotAPharmacist, could you at least fix the images so we can see them? I deem your sacrifice unworthy.

    Here's a pic of some hot sweater chickens:

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    Maybe it's me getting older, but two girls kissing is probably the hottest thing I can think of. Just look at that. It's almost art.

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    Of course if you have made it this far, you realize it is in fact not hot lesbians, but a clever trap designed to ruin your penis for the evening. God Bless.

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