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7/11/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 11, 2014.

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  1. wexton

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    Really depends on how you look at it. So some do month/day/year, some do day/month/year. And yes I know you are being sarcastic.
     
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    I look at it as a Canadian, using the date notation that the Queen herself has seen fit to bestow upon us.
     
  4. shegirl

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    In other words, backwards. Got it.
     
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    Today you can get free food at Chick Fil A if you make a halfass attempt at dressing up like a cow.
     
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    Just holstein? Jersey? Guernsey? Can I go Angus or is that racist?
     
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    You can go Angus, just don't go as a gay cow. They frown upon that.
     
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    You could probably put a black mark on your nose and print out an "eat more chickin" sign to wear tape to your chest. Then you could go in for each meal of the day.

    Not that I know anyone who did ANYTHING like that, at all.
     
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    So... half of Walmart qualifies?
     
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    I think you mean logically. Makes sense to do the smallest thing before the next smallest instead of big, small, big.

    Slurpees are even better when you drop a heap of vodka in it.
     
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    ...Aaaand all of Alabama!
     
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    In the Midwest we have a chain of convenience stores called QT (stands for Quick Trip I believe). The nice ones have a wall of slush and recipe cards to mix flavors (like banana-strawberry for example). It's the slushies like Icee... it's addicting...
     
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    I just peed on a frog.
     
  14. Revengeofthenerds

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    Pau Gasol is reported to decide between two teams, by tonight. Those two teams are the Bulls, and my hometown Spurs.

    I'm either going to get outrageously drunk in celebration, or outrageously drunk in sadness. In preparation I picked up a sixer of Hop Rising, a 9% alc/vol double IPA.

    I'm anticipating good news. But even if it's bad news, at least Lebron went to Cleveland and now Miami is stuck with Bosh's 5 yr/$118 mill contract.

    You know what's funny? After the Spurs destroyed the Cavs in the finals, LeBron jumped ship to the Heat. Then after the Spurs destroyed the Heat in the finals, LeBron jumped ran back to the Cavs.... I don't think he likes the Spurs very much.
     
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    At first glance I read that as "fag."

    And I thought, this thread is about to take a VERY interesting turn.

    But then I remembered you're from Mississippi or some such swamp place, and frogs are much more common.
     
  16. mya

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    So,what you guys are telling me is that I missed free slurpees and free chicken sandwiches.

    Man, my life sucks.
     
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    I am highly disturbed right now. Potentially suicidal. More disturbed than if my wife said 'I used to be a man.' By the way, would that make me gay? It would explain a lot. Anyway, I digress.

    I was in a band years ago, and my friend would burn a bunch of potential songs on discs. No labels, no titles, etc. Just pick the ones you like, we'll learn them, etc. The other day I was downloading some of the songs I liked, and one in particular. I love this freaking song. The quality of the recording wasn't great, so I figured 'hey, VI, look up the lyrics, see who does it, download it on itunes.'

    I do so. I click 'enter' - what came back horrified me. At first, I thought, 'no, that can't be right, this is a mistake.' I listened to the song on itunes, just to check.

    I have inadvertently found myself loving a Nickelback song, 'Figured You Out.'

    I've showered, with bleach and gas, you know just in case. I'm not sure how I come back from that. Holy Fucking Shit, and this was actually such a good week...
     
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    As BD just reminded me, "fag" is also slang term (I think British?) for a cigarette butt.

    This seems so obvious I'm afraid someone has suggested it prior, but if not:

    It'd be funny and cool if we as a general populace turned massively offensive terms like that into something that was benign. Like if if you said "pass me that nigger" when asking for a screwdriver. Or "oh damn that looks like a cunt" when someone cut open their skin. Take something awful, make it sound cool and educated and england-ish or british or whatever. Then those words will be harmless.
     
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    Well, I hate to kick you when you are down VI, but I think I speak for everybody here.

    You are no longer welcome.
     
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    I refer you to this thread.

    Good luck. There is a long road ahead.
     
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