Just pop up that there iGrill and let me know what the smoke temp is, and let me know if you need us to crank it up a bit for you.
And an incredibly shitty movie maker. The reddit thread about this was fucking hilarious... pretty well everyone saying, "don't let the door hit you on the way out". Not quite the outrage he was hoping for, I'm thinking.
It was about 85, I'm pretty sure lake Michigan is cooling it off a bit. I think it's pretty crazy that is coming all the way down here. Must be some pretty big fires. Stay safe up there everyone.
Meanwhile, in Alabama: http://www.wtva.com/news/national/s...efully-in-Alabama/-qWA9tTos025yWr_Uz_SFQ.cspx tldr: Guy walks into a pharmacy with a gun, takes hostages, demands drugs. Eats so many drugs he passes out. Hostages walk out of store with the dude's gun.
I can't think of a person more horrible at making films that still draws breath than Uwe Boll. He's Ed Wood if Ed Wood had deep pockets. It's bad enough he's a bitter asshole, even worse he made "Rampage", the worst movie ever made. Watching that movie was like waiting for a bus in a town that you aren't even sure has a bus service. It was the most pointless, stupid, boring and awful film I have ever seen.
"I want to do Rampage 3 because it an important movie!" Priceless. Now I don't want him to go away because this is way more entertaining than his movies now. Yesterday I packed up a carload of stuff to take over to my new house. I get there and see the neighbors to my backyard are out so I go to introduce myself and say hi, and the first thing my stupid dog does is sprint into the middle of their backyard to take a dump. Smooth, buddy, real smooth. Thankfully they just thought it was hilarious. Off to a great start.
You were supposed to follow his lead and shit in their yard as well; it's how you show dominance in a new location.
I dont know about dominance but it's a quick way to get everyone to leave you alone, shitting on the table during a conference call.
This would have been useful information to have earlier this morning when I had my first meeting with the new boss.
The WDT are surprisingly low on the nudity these days. I can't remember - somebody here has the hots for Miley, so I figured this should be included here: Spoiler: NSF Billy Ray And the rest, also NSFW. http://www.papermag.com/2015/06/miley_cyrus_happy_hippie_foundation.php Honestly, I think these are less weird than the ones Kardashian did.
You've seen Fight Club yes? Or baloney slices on it in the hot sun if he wants primer-coloured polka dots. For less extremes, Vaseline the entire window area and door handles. Film from safe distance.
I meant the hilarity with the birdseed and the BMW dealership, but cling to whatever raft you may. It doesn't matter what you do. The guy drives a BMW, he's obviously an asshole.
Sprinkle some glitter in his AC ducts... that shit will blow up the first time he runs the AC, and it'll keep spitting them out for YEARS.