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6/30 WDT 4th of July Weekend

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jun 30, 2017.

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  1. dieformetal

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    Here there's a gentlemen's agreement that so long as you don't openly flaunt that you're drinking and don't make a mess, the lifeguards won't care about you drinking on the beach despite numerous signs pointing out the fines for doing so. I find this a satisfactory arrangement.
     
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    The only beaches I can recall alcohol prohibited are state parks, etc. Otherwise the only other thing they care about it no glass bottles which since most folks are barefoot, I find a reasonable restriction.
     
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    I thought this was implied. Is there another way to do it? I usually do it once a quarter for quality control. Or, that's my opening line at the bar: "Excuse me miss, would you mind tasting my cum to make sure it hasn't expired?"
     
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    Has anybody ever ordered anything through DHGate? I know the iPhones are fake and they sell knockoffs. But, if you buy an MLB jersey, or something, what exactly is the risk? They have been around so long, they can't be scamming credit cards or whatever, right? You're just buying Chinese copies of stuff, I think. Is it any different than the street vendors in NY or the backrooms where you can buy a "Gucci" purse?
     
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    I'm so confused right now. I can't remember if an ex actually had me taste my cum or if I just have such a violent reaction to the thought of it. I do know those videos where women eat those cum omelets don't help.

    To quote George W., " Fool me once, won't be fooled again." I'm quite certain in my commitment to not trying it. No matter how much pineapple I eat.
     
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    So apparently it wasn't just drunk talk. Called my inbred in laws cumguzzlers today and they still thought I was the weird one for not trying mine. Again, the very conservative in laws who think "the gays" should go to jail for the offense of doing gay things.

    On a related note, it disturbed my very pregnant wife to learn that my sister's husband is into "hairy bush pregnant porn." She told him she's never been to happy to be clean shaven.

    And now everyone knows how my wife trims her lawn.
     
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    Maybe your brain tumor is contagious.
     
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    It feels like this thread needs more fireworks. And titties. Or titty fireworks.
     
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    Like you couldn't find this yourself

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    I missed you guys.

    I'm back home in Missouri, in my hammock, drinking wine. No in-laws are present. It's heaven.
     
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    I actually really enjoyed what we saw of South Dakota. It's beautiful up there and I got to visit Mt. Moriah Cemetary to see Wild Bill, Calamity Jane, and Seth Bullock's graves. Pretty fucking cool. Even if that's all I got to see in Deadwood because "there's not much else to see." Excuse me for having a god damned interest.
     
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    IMG_0255.JPG Y'all. It's Fourth of July Eve. Is everybody blowing shit up or what?

    P.S. If you go see Mount Rushmore go in the evening to see them light it up. It's pretty fucking cool.
     
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    Everybody left and went over to the Canadian WDT because instead of posting pictures of your boobs, you thought we wanted to see another picture of Mount Rushmore.
     
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    Come to the America thread! I baked some apple crisp!
     
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    north korea just launched an ICBM. Dude has no chill.

    Wonder if they're aware our... uhm, "fireworks" are a little more powerful than the shit they're used to?
     
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    At 5.50 can you imagine seeing someone in the street with one of them on?
     
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