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6/30 WDT 4th of July Weekend

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by bewildered, Jun 30, 2017.

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  1. bewildered

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    The 4th is bearing closer and I have no set plans. What I do have is a 4 day weekend in T-2hours.

    I think I will make a red white and blue cake for shits n giggles this weekend. I think this would also be the best weekend to go "people watching" while on a tubing trip. It's a redneck riviera down there and if we don't die, it will be sure to provide a lot of entertainment.

    Who is smoking out or partying hard on this 4th?

    Happy birthday 'Merica!

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    I didn't know they put booty bows on bathing suits.
     
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    It's the July FIRST thread, 'Kay?

    We're 150. It's about us.
     
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    We were Brexit-ing before it was cool. Poser. Sorry, you're Canadian; I meant to say Pouser.
     
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    Active shooter at a Bronx hospital.

    Reports indicate the victims "literally could not have been in a better place."
     
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    Happy Long Weekend, everybody... play safe out there.

    I'll repeat this tomorrow for @Revengeofthenerds so he'll see it after the concussion he's bound to get tonight.
     
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    Fucker.
     
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    I was thinking something more along the lines of getting caught on fire or exploded. 4th of July = fireworks.
     
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    Fireworks are so goddamn cheap in your neck of the woods. Up here it costs a pound of flesh for a pitiful little box of pseudo-Roman candles.

    I can declare war on a small nation for a couple hundred bucks if Uncle Sam provided it. But they won't let us bring 'em back.
     
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    Oh, great, so now I have to check in on two threads to see if the Canadians are doing anything cool? Geez. Can't somebody just post a picture of an American girl and a Canadian girl touching boobs or something, merger it, and call this thing the Birthdays of the Americas thread or something?

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    The last time Canadians did something cool was.... well fuck I don't think anyone living knows when that was
     
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    Elisha Cuthbert, stupid.

    And speaking of American anniversaries, has it really been thirty years? Thirty years since God himself first appeared on our low-def 200 pound televisions?

    God he's awesome.

     
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    I said cool not hot, anyway she's dating or married to Dion Phaneuf, how is that cool?

    I guess in America all the hottest prestige seeking women go after quarterbacks, in Canada they go after washed up defensemen?

    Has Sidney Crosby ever been linked to a woman or are we still guessing on him?

    For every American reading this Sidney Crosby is the Canadian Tom Brady
     
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    How is that government of yours doing?

    If you want to play Knifey-Spooney I will PLAY Knifey-Spooney.
     
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    Is that what they call it in the far northern woods of Ontario were no woman dares to go....
     
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    Now listen here. I bleed red, white and blue and have 'MURICA! tattooed on my dick. But, it was 1974. Rush is the coolest band of all time.

    Although, in fairness I'm not sure I qualify as "anyone living."
     
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    And, in response to rep . . . Washington is dunking on Kim Jong, who is on the same team with Stalin. That's why Abe is boxing him out. Stalin is just watching the play, not longing for G Dub. He may just be admiring that Un is getting posterized.
     
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    Amorica, fuck yeah!!!!

    I'm celebrating this great country by going to a birth/delivery class and some old guy's surprise party. I really hope they show a birth video because I want to watch my husband lose his shit!
     
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    Well we did burn the white house to the ground once and set it on fire a second time.
     
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    Just like he'll see you lose yours on that special day?
     
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    Is that twitter of TiB? I want to make sure I send it to the right place
     
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