I hear it's National Donut Day yet oddly we have zero donuts present at the office. Something is wrong. I sent a text. It is going to be hot as hell here this weekend. As in too hot to BBQ so I'm doing that tonight. Burgers. IMO, one of the most important components of a burger is the bun. I got some brioche buns. I'm not really going anywhere with this so post bun pics, donut pics, donuts on top of buns pics...whatever.
They're calling for record breaking temps this weekend here... hitting almost 100°F. Should be fun. I've turned down the hot tub so it's now a chill pool. Worst case, I dump ice into it and enjoy the fleeting relief.
Going to be 105* in Northern California today. We hit 100* in May. They say this summer is going to be brutal.
Ugh. I miss winter. Driving across the northern third of the country this fall is going to be spectacular.
We're supposed to break a 60 year old record high today and this weekend it's going to be hitting 110. Wonderful.
It's the most beautiful day ever here right now. Maybe 20*C with a nice breeze and not a cloud in the sky. Just walked the dogs for 6km, because fuck it. I work from home.
A staff member asked for bun pics Spoiler and donuts on top of buns pics Spoiler and you guys are discussing the weather?
RoM was the first to get the gist of my post in regards to asses and donuts. Shame on you guys. My text worked and I got half of a maple bar to prove it. If I ate the whole thing the sugar high would have me hanging from the ceiling. The person that brought the donuts said the line around KK was outrageous. Needless to say, ours were from the grocery store.
Yup. Cake donuts all the way. If I'm going to feel regret, I'm going to do it with as much flour as humanly possible. My buddy in university was a fighter who was always just a few pounds below the cutoff weight, so he'd run to Krispy Kreme a few days before the fight and order 3 dozen donuts. He'd eat a dozen a day, along with 4-5 cans of tuna, until fight day. How he didn't puke on the regular, I don't know.
Columbus isn't too far from Amish country so if you're willing to travel just a bit outside of the boundaries of the city, you can find yourself a few good Amish bakeries that make some donuts that are just absolutely ridiculous. I guess that's what happens when you don't have to worry about things like electricity or shaving. Also, to stay in line with the request Spoiler
Woooo! Doughnuts! (There appears to be a whole series of a busty redhead shaking her tits in front of a donut shop. The world is a beautiful place and worth fighting for.) Spoiler Spoiler Meanwhile, I'm just sitting here in my donut bath?
I'm assuming this ridiculous inflammatory rhetoric is grounds for being banned. Reported! YEAH BITCHES FIRST YOU CAN ALL SUCK IT
Cat brought a snake on the front porch. I picked it up to see what kind it was. Turned out it was the "still alive" kind. Good thing I grabbed it behind the head. Little non-venomous rat snake wouldn't do more than piss me off if it bit me, but I still try to avoid getting bitten if possible. Note to self: when in doubt, poke the snake with a stick first. A very, very long stick.
Today at work a customer showed me a picture of her boyfriend's swollen testicles. His penis was like a tiny slit and his balls were swollen around it. A few weeks ago, I got to see the fake tits of an ex wife and bronze man buns of a body builder who was tanning face down in a banana hammock. This is the life I lead. I am not 100% complaining.
I'm going out to a nice place for my mama's birthday. Pops is paying. Is it bad that I want to skip the fancy, high-falutin' dining and go eat an obscene amount of chips, salsa and gauc? This afternoon my tech and I spent a solid 30 minutes in a Code Brown. The nurse and aide were nowhere to be found. I deserve many margaritas after that bullshit.