I mean yea, it's the dudes sister. But as far as we are concerned she's just another pair of tits on the internet. Not really that exciting. And he's not even around here anymore. It was more funny at the time because of Beefy Phil's rave right after he posted the images.
You guys are putting an alarming amount of group effort into beating off to this poor schmoe's sister. How I imagine every one of you: Spoiler Yeah there's a watermark, fuck it.
Well in all fairness, whenever we're looking at porn we're looking at someone's daughter and likely someones sister.
I'm currently at work. My co workers would not look too kindly on me if I started touching myself under the desk.
Man, the internet is hitting close to home today. Buzzfeed used a pic of my hometown in a listicle and I know a guy who tweeted something in the Cowboys Players Read Mean Tweets from Fans video. I think this is the closest I will get to 15 minutes of fame.
I friggin tired and about half drunnk after only 3 Coors light aluminum pints (by the way, I'mma be pissed if they ever get rid of these- best gimmicy thing they've ever done) after working in the yard all day. But now the kids are napping, and daddy's happy. Yay!
No gas line in my neighborhood, homie! Only thing I dislike about the new house, but whatcha gonna do. The propane is for the back-porch stove.
Be careful, remember there are board members here who think you're an offensive asshole when posting pictures of your food. For whatever the hell reason, what WAS that spaz-out for in the first place?
... well then they can just go sit on their thumb! ... I'm drunk. This is nice. That bottle of wine was fun. Soccer on TV was fun today. Today is fun. I like yall. Yall are fun. PS- I have no idea what you're talking about- did I piss someone off?
Got a lot of shit done today... Did some major demo on the top floor of the new place... spent about 2 hours pulling under pad staples from the sub-floor. Fuck me that's hard on the knees. Re-caulked the master bathroom and second bathroom bathtub, re-grouted some tile, and prepped the walls for primer and paint. I've been sleeping on a blow-up mattress for the last 10 days or so waiting for my shit to make it's way out here, but it got a big hole and is now terminally fucked. Opted to say "fuck it" and bought a new mattress today, which turned out to be a good thing as unbeknownst to me it was a monster Canada Day sale so I got almost 80% off. So now I can sleep comfortably, and have a nice spare bed. Did an oil change on the Jeep. Met with the roofer who's re-roofing (re-siding) the entire place in new cedar shake starting Monday. Went to the sawmill that's about a mile from my place to look at prices for some local wood for patio and indoor furniture. Turns out the owner of the mill was a good friend of a friend who visited us down at the 24 Hrs of Daytona (who I completely didn't remember), where he had the absolute time of his life. He recognized me as soon as I walked in, and needless to say I got the major "owner's discount" on any shit I want from them, which works out to me being able to buy quality cedar and hardwood for pennies on the dollar. SCORE! But fuck me I'm tired... just BBQ'd a nice, thick steak and some caramelized onions, and drank a killer bottle of wine, and I bet I'm in bed before too long. One thing I just realized about living in BC wine country... there are some absolute killer bottles of wine for $8. All in all it's a great fucking weekend.
Like I said, for whatever reason you posted a photographed tutorial of this feast you made in the cooking thread and some asshole threw a pink panty meltdown. He thought you were being a condescending braggart, and posted this Type-A jagoff response in which he was quickly flamed into extinction for. It was pretty great. He was instantly, UNANIMOUSLY branded a douchenozzle.
There's nothing better than a good cut of steak, is there? Just a thick, well marbled cut is fantastic. And youre absolutely right, a good glass wine to go with just makes it all the better.
... Nett's fun too- You assholes need to be nice at The Nett. He single handedly finger-effed this place back into maple-syrupy delight with his Newfoundlandish charms. Its a good thingyall already lost to Mexico, 'cause I would have felt bad if the good ol' US had to soccer-ball your country's FACES OFF.
2.5" boneless rib steak... my favourite cut... nicely seared and laid to rest while the onions, peppers, mushrooms, tomatoes, and spinach all cooked in a nice olive oil and balsamic vinegar reduction. I almost fell asleep on the deck.
Just catching up on the past few Bellators that I haven't had a chance to watch... and a thought hit me... I would pay through the fucking nose to watch a PPV of the refs going at it. They all roll in MMA, and have to be somewhat capable to do the job... so it would probably be entertaining as fuck to see them in a single-night tournament, coached/cornered by the big names in MMA. Hell, do it for charity. Hell, I'd pay through the nose just to see Kim Winslow get knocked the fuck out... but maybe that's just me.