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6/23/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jun 23, 2017.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I love walking around on grass barefoot. I hate shoes (much like we all hate pants) in general.

    But I won't mow the lawn barefoot. Because when I was around 12 years old while mowing my geandparent's lawn I ran over a piece of wire and it shot it right through my leg. Like, sticking out both sides of my calf, visible poking out both ends with tissue. I was in such shock I yanked it out without pain.

    Now, don't take my story as a disclaimer. The odds of that happening are extremely low, but this is I, Eric Draven who we're talking about.
     
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  2. Flat_Rate

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    Cutting grass without a shoes on is insane if you own a push mower, good luck walking without toes.

    Now if you're riding a mower then more power to you, I bolted a 6 pack cooler to my mower, I can cut grass and get a buzz if I am drinking a strong IPA.
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    My wife had her 3D sonogram today. Baby looks just like my son. Has my wife's jay Leno chin. Big dick for his size, don't know where he got that from.
     
  4. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I always wear long pants and the pair of old, treadless and fucked-up running shoes/sneakers that we all own. You know, two decades old. Some of you probably have some Reebok Pumps or British Knights or some shit.
     
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    Someone save me from this family vacation. For the love of god.
     
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    Hurricanes Are My Bitch

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    Go on....
     
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    We're traveling with my in-laws. I'm not sure that I need to go on.
     
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    who ya gunna call? Mobile bar? Booze on the run?
     
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    Just start drinking gin. It always helps.
     
  10. Juice

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    The black guy that got her pregnant?
     
  11. bewildered

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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    BOOM ROASTED
     
  12. Revengeofthenerds

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    At least the kid would be good at athletics then. Dude got no chance with me.
     
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    And have rhythm
     
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    If you're half black does that mean the cops only like you sometimes?

    I should ask my nephew.
     
  15. toddamus

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    Anyone on here ever hear of coinless laundry? Is that like a laundromat or shared washer/dryers?r

    ...and life is back on the upswing, the anti-smoking group I've been connecting with wants to move ahead with things. Now if I can remind myself not to ask out coworkers I should be fine, in my defense I didn't know she was a colleague last time.
     
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    It's a laundromat that uses a card similar to a gift card to operate the machines instead of coins. There's a central machine where you add value to the card. No money to steal out of the washers and dryers.
     
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    You ever been to a Dave & Busters? It's kind of like that where you load up your card with "credits" from a machine, then use those to do your laundry.
     
  18. toddamus

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    Dam I was so looking forward to raiding the coin collection thing.
     
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