Or, those soccer moms could be honest parents with their children and say "Take it in the ass like mommy used to and you can't get pregnant. Up the bum, no babies!"
Soccer moms don't believe in anal sex. How else do you think they fill up a mini van? (Says the dude about to have his second child)
Yes this is the reason god invented reality tv. She just missed the explosion of meme fame. I'm with misanthropic I'm down with white trash worn hard cuties like this. Everything about her is peak Florida white trash. The first photo on that link has her posed on top of what looks like a 90s firebird with a salt lift sticker in a storage rental facility. It. just. Can't. Be. More. Florida
Oh yeah I'd totally be down to fuck her and chuck her. But I'm also giving her a fake name, not my real phone number, and we're staying at her place. That's the kinda crazy you can't run away from. I love all the quotes from her in the article about what she's gonna do with her fame and crap. Honey, it was a brief Internet video. And that's not the kinda fame you want. I'd love to see what she's doing now.
From the sounds of it, she wanted to get into pornography. I'm sure some light internet sleuthing could turn something up.
"Wanted to". As if shooting an amateur porn is any harder than getting a pick-up soccer game going. All you need is a camera and daddy issues.
Keep in mind that asshole tat video was 5-6 years ago if I remember correctly. Don't know where she is now, but I imagine "in the free world with access to a camera" is part of her life at the moment.
That model mayhem page I linked (updated last December) has her email address. You should get her to join TiB and do an "Ask Butthole Tattoo Questions" thread.
She'd likely update the Boobie thread. Some nasty little bug left its marks on my legs last night. I know have two sizable welts on the underside of both legs. Wonderful.
I hyped this in the Pop Culture thread, but if anybody is looking for entertainment this weekend, I highly recommend Baby Driver. Excellent. In this trailer, when Lily James' Deborah says "I'm in, Baby" it's a summary of her character in the whole movie. The accent, the look, the coquettish pose, is so good. I didn't watch Downton Abbey, so I wasn't familiar with her before this. Whoever was her accent coach did a great job, as did James in pulling it off. (She sounds exactly like a girl in my high school class, and she looks kinda like Kate Winslett, but more sexy.) Anyway, Ansel Elgort is also terrific, and Edgar Wright does his usual excellent work.
Yea there was something on the news about the lonestar tick being found I Ontario this year. Most ticks just wait for you to pass by but this one can sense the CO2 that you are breathing and run after you. And if it bites you it fucks with something and you are allergic to red meat.
I shopped the photo of my bites around, they're mosquito bites, they don't look anything like a tick bite. Had this happened a couple days ago when I was fly fishing and rampaging around in high grass, I'd be much more worried and go in today.
To add to the fun, many local governments have banned the mowing of any and all grass on slopes-hills located on public property because one single idiot rolled his lawnmower earlier this year. So that means we're ALL going to crash, of course. So, we have a tick issue and at the same time there's long grass everywhere. Perfect.
Its ok ticks don't like long grass, they preferred low cut, highly maintained lawns. The government is actually watching out for you safety, not capitalizing on one idiot rolling his mower because he was moving off camber on a steep hill
No worries... In other news, I live on a cul-de-sac, and it's the City's responsibility to cut the grass. This year they were way, way late in starting, so the thing was growing up like a hay field. Called them up, and they said that the grass cutters were still going through their safety courses, and they wouldn't be deployed for another 2-3 weeks, once they were done the training. I actually laughed... "training? what training? Every kid in the world has been cutting grass since he was old enough to push the mower... no extensive training required." She tried to make it sound like they were undergoing extensive horticultural training and becoming certified experts in landscaping. Needless to say it was a fruitless call, but when they did finally show up to cut the grass it was a gong show... it seems like it was some summer internship for troubled kids or something... like a chain gang for juvenile delinquents. My neighbour and I stood there and watched them take 45 minutes to do a 10 minute job, with 5 people standing around arguing and one person trying to cut a hay field with a dull mower. Tax money at work.