You failed physics, didn't you? I took a June Bug to the face when riding my motorcycle years ago and it damn near knocked me out. And that's only an insect. Considering you can gently kick a dent into any modern car, hitting a 20 lbs goose at 55mph is a no-brainer.
After Bill Nye's Sex Junk Bass Drop, Ive started questioning all laws of nature. I think we're in The Matrix.
Total Seinfeld move, too. Has she never seen anything by him or Larry David? In what world does she think that he would like a stranger to touch him?
Twin brother woke up today with the Irish flu. That'll happen when you have 7 IPAs in a 4 hours after work. I think I heard him hugging the porcelin God at 330 and recently at 600.
He's not, 7 IPAs in 4 hours will put the hurt on most people. I think it has something to do with him taking his chemo two nights ago as well.
Thats what "fuck you" money looks like. Its almost 20 years since his show went off the air and he's still the richest actor in Hollywood.
He's rich and famous and rightfully so. His show was the sitcom of the 90's, and he has no dirt. Zero. The most this guy ever did to piss people off was say he wasn't doing shows at colleges anymore because students are too sensitive and easily offended-- which is 4000% correct. He doesn't use profanity, he's always nice to everybody, even to the scumbag paparazzi that constantly hounds him and often pranks them with fake actions of wife-beating and false drunkeness right in front of them. The dude's a winner. Straight up.
He's a winner and he must have an incredible constitution not to mess up every now and then. To be so composed that the paps have a hard time getting dirt on him, that has to be tough to pull off.
You like Jerry Lee Lewis, right? Me too. And he married his cousin Winona Ryder when she was only 13. I like Seinfeld's wife's cookbook. It's great for kids with food insecurities.