We once had a cute blond crotch-watcher in our office. I'm not packing anything remarkable, but I caught her checking out the package a couple of times. The first time, I had gone into her cube to talk about a project. We were both looking at her computer screen, and at one point I looked down at her and she was decidely NOT looking at the computer screen. After a couple of times, I'd go into her cube and kind of sit on the edge of her desk as I talked to her, then wait to see how long it took her to check out the situation. Never took long.
Who doesn't love a cute little cock hound? I once hooked up with a girl I worked with several years ago. After we were done, she admitted to crotch watching me a lot at the restaurant. I didn't mind. However, I also didn't think my pants were too revealing either. I think she was just looking at the area in general and had dirty thoughts. No complaints.
My girlfriend prefers some of my gym shorts in particular because of the bulge effect. I was oblivious to this until she said it, which is typical. Fine by me. This is how I feel waking up the morning after being up late drinking on a worknight:
My boss has huge natural boobs that often catch my attention. I was in her office asking about a change to a client's campaign on a day she wore something super low cut. I've made a habit of staring at her breasts when she studies the paperwork I give her. On the opposite side of the desk I get a great view. Anyways I always look her in the face when she looks up to talk and I watched her pause and look at my crotch on the way to making eye contact.
She wasn't one if the women you sent a photo of your bangers and mash to was she? It wasnt like this back in my day. We had to take Polaroids of our genitals to the post office.
Nope, I like my job and know what will get me fired. Not to mention her husband is 6'9" and easily 350 pounds of farmer muscle. I have no doubt he could kill me with an angry stare if he so desired.
Speaking of boobs, yesterday I was going to a walk and bumped into an acquaintance that had a baby a while back. While we're chatting in the middle of the sidewalk, she has the kid strapped to the front of her, she raises a flap and the kid starts breastfeeding right there. Holy fuck, normally I'm all for boobs, but man that was uncomfortable. I get that it's natural, fine, no problem. Just really threw me off balance.
Went kayaking last summer. My friend's wife and 6 month old came along. We were moored, I was climbing up this 15 foot dirt embankment, happen to look back and she's got her enormous boob out to feed the kid. I almost fell off backwards down the slope. I stared for that instant too long where it was going to be creepy if I didn't say something... anything. I've come to the conclusion this place is what Spike TV wishes it was. Boobs, gluttony, fuckin' balls everywhere, and farts. Schwarzenneger farts... Fartzenneger. Yes. I am 12.