I'm just surprised that rural Missouri has enough demand for male strippers that you were able to hire one so easily.
Made six laps: Overall: 173 of 744 Total Laps: 6 Lap Detail: Lap Time Pace Dist 1 28:48.02 19.4mph 9.300 2 27:55.68 20.0mph 18.600 3 28:53.33 19.3mph 27.900 4 30:00.79 18.6mph 37.200 5 31:13.48 17.9mph 46.500 6 31:45.70 17.6mph 55.800 Total Dist: 55.8 Clock Time 2:58:37 Lap five was a gut check & lap six I just kept thinking, "just get there". Glad there was no lap seven...I had nothing left. My normal ride pace average is about 14-15mph...a little surprised I was as fast as I was. Even on the last lap. Time for a shower, beer & steak
Wasn't it South Park that predicted one day we'll all be one homogenous race that is a combination of all the races that ever existed and that the physical distinctions between men and women will be lessened to a point where it'll be impossible to know what sex someone is just by looking at them?
Fantastic!! A tropical storm headed straight for Texas (predicted to be a hurricane by landfall). Just what we need: more rain!
Hey Idiots, I'm enjoying a fine glass of wine at the airport, while I wait for my flight to go visit our esteemed leader, Nett Daddy. If I'm not heard from again, please direct the RCMP and the team from Criminal Minds to his yard in Kelowna. Or perhaps the local rehab center, or morgue, because this man might put the final straw on my already taxed liver. Farewell.
So Emma Sulkowicz, Columbia art student who claimed rape and carried bed around, has released a sex video non reeactment-reeactment and I guess you are complicit in rape if you watch it. It's full on hardcore porn. I swear the government is putting acid in the water supply. Shit really couldn't get more bonkers on this earth.
Years from now when I look back and wonder where it went all wrong, today might come to mind. Ever heard of "dabs"? I knew it was some way to aggressively cram THC in to your brain, but I had no idea how it worked. Since I have more disposable income than I do sense, I decided to figure it out and get all the shit you need to try it! This young scholar will demonstrate. (He's oddly loveable if you let him talk for a while... but skip ahead to 6:05 to see him actually using the thing.) So in conclusion: -It's like smoking regular weed, except... hmm how do I describe it. If smoking weed normally is like shooting a BB gun, dabs is like having Satan skullfuck you. In the ass. -Blowtorch required! Do not operate under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Do your best! -The guy in the video was probably a lawyer like a year and a half ago. Wish me luck! Or don't, I really don't deserve it.
That whole story is insane.There was a follow up story recently how her and the supposed rapist attempted to carry on after the attack, with her emails pursuing a relationship as proof. Only when the dude rejected her did she claim rape. He is now suing Columbia. I'm reminded of the Duke lacrosse story. Stories like this drive me mad. My natural inclination is to believe someone when they claim they've been attacked. Especially because of my innate distaste for frat boys. It also begs the question, how often do rape victims attempt to normalize an assault by continuing to socialize with their attacker? It happens. Often times when there is a prior relationship. But then she went and made a video project in which she manipulated another guy into raping her. How the fuck does that even work? I would love to hear some of the female perspectives on this. Because this is beyond decadent, self indulgence or artsy fartsy narcissism. That is so fucking creepy I can't even explain.