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6/12/815 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jun 12, 2015.

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  1. shegirl

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    I'm swamped today and have no idea why. Friday beverage at lunch, is what I do know.

    If you partake in the occasional lunchtime drink what is it?

    Some go on the meek side, I say go for it and normally have a Long Island. Makes the rest of the day fly by...along with making my cheeks rosy. It's my Happy Friday glow.
     
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    I don't watch much basketball. According to the internet ABC apparently showed LeBron's wang. I wonder if they will get the Jannet Jackson treatment?
     
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    Sing a duet with Justin Timberlake?
     
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    Nahh you have to watch it backwards in slo mo just to see it. Plus it seems about as unintentional as it comes compared to the obviously manufactured moment with tear away clothing and nipple shield.
     
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    I have always had jobs where you'd get fired for a noon drink. I don't really mind because what the point of having just one? All it would do is piss me off that I had to go back to work.
     
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    Speaking of wang, my sister's bachelorette party is tomorrow night and I hired a stripper. She has no idea. It's going to be awesome.
     
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    in other news i'm moving this weekend. i keep fantasizing about just leaving everything i can't fit into my car by a dumpster and driving off. Why is all my furniture so fucking heavy/bulky?
     
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  8. shegirl

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    I had a TNT from Red Robin. Not exactly a small drink. It's about all I can fit in during the lunch hour.

    Another note, WTF did I do the date? I put the thread up BEFORE my drink.
     
    #8 shegirl, Jun 12, 2015
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    And yet, somehow, nudity is a big deal. Slit people's throats. Burn girls alive in dumpsters. Keep severed heads in your living room. Put severed heads on the backs of tortoises. Go on a killing spree with a splitting maul but show a tit? INDECENT!! UNCLEAN!! WHAT WILL THE CHILDREN THINK?!?!

    It's fucking embarrassing what prudes The West is. There are commercials in Italy that belong on the Spice Channel. So You Think You Can Dance Argentina is the equivalent of soft-core porn. Everybody here loses their shit at the thought of pee-pee parts on live TV. It's just plain sad.
     
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    In most normal business, when someone says "I am putting out fires" they don't mean actual fires. Today, I get to say "I was putting out fires" and it is literal. Thanks asshole who set the planter box out front of our building on fire.
     
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    Yeah it'd be nice if everything was as easy and comfy as those fold up tailgating chairs:
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    Such a simple, cheap invention and yet so practical. Get a detachable shade and you're gold. Those things make me look forward to getting out of town. Perfect to relax in and pass out drunk it, you just sink in and become one.

    Muskoka chairs are also great but you have to hunt for one that has the perfect curvature for your back or you'll spasm. My one friend was too drunk to get out of his so our buddy grabbed the racket bug zapper and began torturing him with it. "You will stand up or DIE!!" While zapping his bare feet and forearms. To be fair, they can be a bitch to get out of if you're bombed enough.
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    I didn't know you canucks called adirondack chairs something else up there. A cheap canvas fold out one like the tailgating chair would be a big seller.
     
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    They like to make what they can their own. Can you blame them?
     
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    Yes?
     
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    I'm so happy it's Friday afternoon! I had a crazy-busy day. I got 21 units, which is a lot especially considering the floor that I'm on. Time to have a drink!

    If I had a drink at lunch it'd be game over. I'm not capable of doing anything remotely productive if I have one. I'd think, "Ok. Time to go home and drink some more."
     
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    But don't you see? Then you Sir, are part of the problem not the solution.
     
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    [​IMG]

    I'm not sure if there are 21 units in that picture. (Warning, there's a penis or two.)
     
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    I've never heard either of those names. I always assumed they were called "those wooden chairs, you know... that like... they're on docks and porches a lot? You put them together yourself, they come in a kit I think."
     
    #20 JoeCanada, Jun 12, 2015
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