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50 Nerds of Grey...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by $100T2, Mar 23, 2017.

  1. $100T2

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    So this was all over the intrawebz lately... A guy decided to re-write some of the 50 Shades of Grey stuff nerd style. http://www.boredpanda.com/50-shades-of-grey-parody-tweets-50-nerds-of-grey/

    Some of the gems:

    "I've been a very bad girl," she said, biting her lip. "I need to be punished."

    "Very well," he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.


    He was very careful during bondage sessions. He always used a safe word that contained upper and lowercase letters and at least one number.

    Focus: Have at it, but use any book you want. Twist it nerdy, or if it's totally straight-laced, twist it perverted. Hell, you all know what to do, just make it funny.
     
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    Cleaning out Suggestion Board again.

    Sophie’s Choice, but the choice is Azure or AWS.
     
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    Winnie the Pooh wakes up from hibernation and there's raw bacon right inside his cave! Pooh Bear is very hungry, but he also hasn't gotten off in eight months either. So before he kills Piglet, he decides to fuck the shit out of him first. Then he eats him!

    wait.... am I doing this right?
     
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