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5/9/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 9, 2014.

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  1. effinshenanigans

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    Ummm, clearly you didn't drive on the Merritt Pkwy, where the speed limit is a suggestion and if you're doing less than 85 in the left lane, you'll be rear-ended. As for I-84, I've never had a problem. It's three lanes wide...use all of them and carry on.

    My in-laws are right over the CT/MA boarder and I only ever have issues around Hartford.
     
  2. scotchcrotch

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    It's amazing the differences in unwritten driving etiquette depending on what part of the country you're in.

    Driving 10 over the speed limit will get you a ticket in St Louis or a case of road rage from the car behind you in Atlanta.
     
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    Longest. Fucking. Day. Ever.

    Somebody pour me a drink.
     
  4. Crown Royal

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    This should cheer you up. I cant stop fucking laughing.

     
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  5. guernica

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    Those coffees were probably double upside-down soy lattes.
     
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    I'm thinking of daring my mom group to post this to their pinterest pages.

    <a class="postlink" href="https://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=oM2PwriqOjc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=oM2PwriqOjc</a>

    (you have to power through to the end and then read the comments)
     
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    I'm right there with ya. I'm glad I had a busy day--it means I made a little money. Tomorrow will suck a bit though. I closed last night, closed tonight, and then before my double tomorrow, I am doing mother's day stuff.

    I like sleep too much for this shit.

    Edit: side note: I am so excited that I can do family stuff! Same time last year I was all boude about being away from all the family stuff that I was missing out on.
     
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    I went on the shittiest pub crawl ever. I got there, but the fag holes stopped selling tickets (tickets get you freebies and specials). So this pseudo friend got me a wrist band for free in exchange for a drink. I gave him a 20 at the bar. He didn't give me any change. Aight. Fine. I will fuck him in the ass and then mouth later with Andre The Giant's cock.

    Then we proceed to the same fucking places everyone goes every fucking weekend. The drink specials are the same prices they always have. WTF? I'm already out $10. So there's no point in having bought the official pub crawl wrist band. One "free" shot in this joint was so fucking bad I almost puked on their floor. Tasted like a piss soaked gummy bear. All their glasses were stained. We left. Went to a halfway decent beer bar where we drank Sam Adams Traveler's Shandy all night. Really good shit. Lemonade and Ale and we sang Whiskey In The Jar harmonizing all the right parts. It was beautifuck.

    So what I really am saying is worship Satan, cheat on your taxes, and masturbate every day for strength.

    Now listen to my friends' drinking song:

     
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    So my friend confided in me last week that she was involved in the Aurora Theater shootings. Really intense, surreal conversation. She was telling me how he came in wearing the mask and threw some things and ducked underneath a seat and by pure luck she wasn't shot but the people around her were. She mentioned that things went in slow motion

    One of the few moments in life where I was truly speechless.

    Btw Wheelz,
    Just because you aren't Asian too doesn't mean you shouldn't feel out of place.
     
  10. joule_thief

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    You probably are to an extent. Most of the kids I meet these days have no idea what it takes to actually work for something and achieve it.

    Think of it this way, you probably work harder just getting to class than some of them will work all semester. That's something to be proud of.
     
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    Seriously, Wheelz felt out of place most likely becasuse he's not Asian. It is shocking how much of a majority they have at UCSD.
     
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    There was actually a surprising number of white people there.

    I don't know, I've never really had a place where I could say, "This is it. I belong here.". The girls are too beautiful for me to ever have a shot with them, the dudes won't really give me a second glance unless they want to appear sensitive to a girl and it'll still be impossible for me to start a conversation with a stranger. It's just got me sad is all.

    Carry on.
     
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    Its good to see affirmative action is working.

    In other news, I going camping with two girls up in Vail in three weeks. I'm considering this a good thing because neither is in a relationship and if nothing happens at least I'm still camping in the mountains.
     
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    In honour of 'Wildered's recent shenanigans, a new board challenge:
     

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    Is it Mother's Day? I couldn't tell by my facebook feed.

    Good grief.

    Do you think Miss Piggy's celebrating? No. So just stop.



    Have a good day everybody!
     

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    Holy fuck. I almost Pooked last night. That's when you have to puke, but you don't want to because you'll shit yourself too.

    Shot upright around 6, right out of a deep sleep, with heartburn bad enough to dissolve a brass knocker. Meditated on my back for another 30 before the feeling passed. Man, fuck downtown. It wasn't the beer that got me, it was the fuck-ass nachos at this joint with dubious sanitary conditions. Every joint is a goddamn deathtrap. Either for my stomach or my wallet.

    Happy mother's day, people. You're all the biggest mothers I know.

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    Au contraire.

     

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  18. effinshenanigans

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    Nett, your Google search history must be...interesting.

    What was the search phrase, exactly? "Miss Piggy self-fisting figurines made in dark basement"?

    Does the creator also have a well where he keeps senator's chubby daughters from time to time?
     
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    You say that like he had to search on Google for those pictures rather than just walking into his "art room" and snapping off a few quick shots.
     
  20. Nettdata

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    Google search history is pretty vanilla, actually...

    Browser history, on the other hand, includes a number of sites that are quite WTF-worthy.

    I also have a good friend who has a thing for Miss Piggy (she dresses up as her every Halloween, for instance), so I have a rather strange collection of Miss Piggy pics as a result.
     
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