The news report and AA don't say why the mother didn't chase her down, they only say that she was taking one of her other kids out of the car when the woman grabbed the newborn and sprinted (sprinted, y'all) away. I hate running. With the fiery passions of a thousand suns I hate it. However, let a sofabison push me down, and then go back around my car and take my kid out of her carseat (releasing the three or five point harness on her to do so), and SOMEHOW barring being unconscious - I'm getting up and going after her. I don't know how I'll get my kid back without all but yanking the baby out of her arms, but I'll be goddamned if that's happening and I'm going to look at the police and say "I didn't chase her I don't know where she went".
If I weren't at work I would do a youtube search of fat people running. I know I've seen somewhere before a fat person running and doing a pretty good job of it. Obviously they wouldn't have the stamina to run very far, but it wouldn't surprise me if they managed a short burst of energy/adrenaline.
I realize this is a kid, not an adult, but I felt it was appropriate. Also, hilarious. Also, a painful reminder of my physical prowess in elementary school.
Hardee Har Har I work under the principal that you cannot laugh too hard. Well, unless laughing too hard makes you fart during a funeral, maybe not then.
I sent this video to 8 people. Also, Reifer, you are a good man. These 2 things have considerably brightened my day. By the way Reifer, I apologise in advance for the sexual harassment you'll be receiving later once I begin drinking.
Ask and ye shall receive NSFW But at this size, you may not know you're receiving anything. Irish curse, what can I say?
STOP TEASING ME! Reifer came through. Everyone else sucks. Yeah, I said it. Deal with it. I don't know why my harassing isn't working. It's like you guys don't care about rep points. I have tons of green dots to give out. Just waiting there. So I went to the distillery on Wednesday and we were the only ones there. Boo. Howver, I found out that they just opened and their grand opeieng isn't until May 30. Anyway, I saw one of the ladies tonight and seh asked if I wanted to go for a quick drink. Sure. The bartender made us delicous watermelon something drinks. And they don't serve food but there was a food truck. All I wanted was the gouda mac and cheese with bacon fried cheese balls. Except their fryer broke. I believe her exact words were "our fryer just went in the shitter." Excellent. As an added bonus as I'm standing there the old lady cupped her hands around her mouth and whisper/yelled to me "YOUR ZIPPER IS DOWN". Since I went to the bathroom when I first got there, it was like that the whole time. Which I don't even normally unbuttone or unzip my pants to go to the bathroom, so I'm kind of consfused. Overall a really good time. I think we might do it again.
Certain professionals (or ranked amateurs) have perfected the act of pulling down pants in miliseconds, while they are fully done up. Belts are purely aesthetic in nature, not functional.
The only thing I got from HFBs post is Gouda Mac and cheese with bacon. I'm laying in a bubble bath drinking a beer and reading a book - posting up in here. Yay weekend! Edit: got scolded. Whoops.
And fried. I wish I could tell you they were delicious, maybe next time. Jeans are kind of wide waisted. So I don't need to unbutton them, I just pull them down. This seems kind of weird explaining. And Nett--I wasn't wearing a belt. So joke's on you. Or something.
My daughter does that. She has no hips really and with jeans these days riding hips instead of waist, I can see that it is easy to just pull them down like you would sweat pants.