You closed the previous WDT before someone could respond to Chellie's call for vagina pics with the Dixie labia meme. COME ON!
In honour of Mother's Day: A hot younger guy ends up with a beautiful older woman at a club. As the evening progresses with drinking and sexy dancing, she asks the young hottie if he’s ever had a “sportsman’s double.” "What’s that?" he asks. She explains that it’s a mother and daughter threesome. The guy thinks if the mother is this hot then the daughter must be even better, so he agrees and goes home with her. As they get in the house the fabulous cougar shouts upstairs “Mom! you still awake?!”
Being that I couldn't post my response of throwing my hat in the ring as a mod if it meant inbox full of dick pictures, sometimes I feel that way too. Yet I keep doing it. I keep thinking someday it might actually produce pictures in the TiBer thread. Zero success so far. Come on guys! Step it up, would ya? I'll stop doing it otherwise and we know no one wants that.
There's an amber alert in DFW for a 2 month old baby that was kidnapped by a 200-300 lb woman who pushed the mother down, grabbed the baby, and ran away. There's not an American woman in that weight range I couldn't chase down and Liam Neeson the fuck out of if she grabbed my newborn. Jesus.
I was going to make a joke about you being insecure about your (lack of) penis size. Then I remembered you might become a mod and some of your past retributions, and instead decided, in all honesty and sincerity, that instead I think you have the largest penis on the board. Honest. No ulterior motive here. Or if you're not a mod, then replace your name with whatever person it is. But really, I really think you have the largest. Maybe the mom was large as well?
Wouldn't you think adrenaline would kick in at that point and you'd chase the fat beast down? Not like it'd be hard to do. How inept do you have to be to watch someone walk away with your kid and do nothing. Also I doubt she ran way, more like briskly walked away. You know within 20 yards she stopped for a breather.
it was a white woman. Funball, I don't think so. But supposedly this happened in broad daylight, and the kidnapper sprinted away carrying the baby while wearing a sweater and either jeans or sweatpants in the Texas heat during the middle of the day. And it still doesn't make a shit to me. Adrenaline and THAT'S MY BABY says I'll fucking run to the moon if I have to. You're not taking my kid when I'm within capability to defend.
Did she become incapacitated when she was pushed down? Like hit her head on something? The cup with Oprah Winfrey on it reminded me of a convo I had last night with my kid. She asked if Oprah Winfrey was gay. I explained about Stedman and Gayle and the rumors and how it doesn't matter it's her private life, blah blah. She said "Oprah and Gayle? Oh hey, they've made jokes about them on the Disney shows before and I didn't understand what they meant." She then provided some examples from Jessie and ANT Farm. If I hadn't been driving I would have been all: