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5/30/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 30, 2014.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    Today in National what day?

    Hole In My Bucket Day. WTF? It says it's named after a childerns song of the same name. Ok then.

    Mint Julep Day!!! That's more like it.
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  2. Misanthropic

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    Girl's drink. Or effeminate southern male's drink.


    I'm starting this weekend off resentful. Resentful that I am leading the pursuit of a contract worth hundreds of millions, on my reduced schedule and pay, and there is no akcnolwdgement that this work is actually necessary or beneficial to the company.

    And resentful that my insane mother called the ambulance to take her to the ER for what is anywhere between 12th and 20th time in the last 8 years, and then expects me to go pick her up and bring her home when they tell her she's fine. I get these calls anywhere between 9 pm and 4 am, by the way. I told her to take a cab. As I predicted, she made it home fine.

    It's all your fault, I screen my phone calls.

    Leave a message and I'll call you back.

    Maybe.
     
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    No mint juleps for me today, but how about I compromise by promising to put some Jameson in my coffee tomorrow morning? I'll be getting up at the ass-crack of dawn to get the fire started, throw some heavily rubbed meat (hey-HEY!) on, then sit back and do pretty much nothing for the next 12 hours.
     
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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    I'm afraid to click on that as I am sitting in my daughter's school auditorium for her awards' ceremony (yes, it is all about her, thanks for recognizing). So thanks for spoilering that. Can't ruin my image. The old lady behind me would surely judge.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    It's Charlize nude after she fucked Satan. Now you want to click it even more.
     
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    Would the mint julep be considered effeminate if so many people didn't envision it said in a southern drawl by women in hoop skirts? It is bourbon, mint, a little sugar and a dash of bitters. Not sure how that is feminine, especially when you consider the amount of bourbon that goes into it.

    I shall have one tonight.
     
  8. The Village Idiot

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    Not sure if I mentioned it previously, but Charlize was 'tainted' and 'forever unclean' the moment she got within 20 feet of Sean Penn. Now I don't feel so bad about shunning her. Tom Cruise also is a tainter. Not sure if that's a word. Pretty sure I don't care.
     
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    Me too for some odd reason...
     
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    Anything that tastes good is for females. Do you even drink bro?
     
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    Just write a column for once and we'll call it even.
     
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    It'll have to be a good column to be even, his last few haven't been up to par, think Parker has been hanging with Reilly to much.
     
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    I am homeless and unemployed, adrift in Asia until the 17th!

    After celebrating with some students, I check my messages and find out my mom has pneumonia, with some complications from her lung. Fuck.

    So much for that vacation I was looking forward to.
     
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    This is a fucking saloon we don't make mint Juleps.

    Answer I give when asked for mint Juleps.

    I also warn regulars via facebook that anyone who asks for one around any type of horse race will be 86ed for 48 hours.
     
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    What a boob

    You know, Theron has been nekkid lots of other times on film besides doing the wild thing with Lucifer.



    And, I think it's part of Paltrow's arrogance to show off she gets naked so much.

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    I guess this should go over in the boycott thread, but if you don't like them as people, do you refuse to look at them naked?
     

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    On the other hand, there was:

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    See it's a good thing the fate of the world isn't up to me, because if I were in that position there's no way on Earth I wouldn't throw down with her, sister or not.
     
  17. Crown Royal

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    HALF sister, thank you loopholes. And that makes it more likely your kids won't look like The Hills Have Eyes.

    She fought off her brothers advances in Gladiator but wouldn't you if creepy ol' Hairlip was comin' at ya?!!
     
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    Fun fact: Connie Nielsen had a kid with skullet extraordinaire Lars Ulrich.

    It comes down to would you rather have this:

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    VS. this:

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    He's in Bret Micheals territory. Before long he'll be wearing an American flag bandana and pursing his lips for no reason.
     
  19. Crown Royal

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    When I looked at the photo of Lars all I could do is yell SEE YOU AT THE PAH-TY, RICHTER!!!

    He's Ol' Ironsides now.
     
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    Might be time to get a beer and watch some play off hockey soon I think.
     
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