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5/29/15 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 29, 2015.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Mix with booze.
     
    #61 Kubla Kahn, May 31, 2015
  2. Nettdata

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    WHERE THE FUCK DID THE WEEKEND GO!?!?
     
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    This weekend can eat a dick. I don't know what the fuck was going on, but all I seemed to do was clean up animal accidents all goddamn weekend. Poor career choices have been made on my part.
     
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  4. Nettdata

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    "career".
     
    #64 Nettdata, Jun 1, 2015
  5. Rush-O-Matic

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    I don't remember this video. What the fuck is going on in this thing?

     
    #65 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 1, 2015
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    I once had my vehicles headlights stolen in a border town. They are all crazy places.
     
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  7. TX.

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    A few years ago my dad's truck was stolen. A week later it was found abandoned in Laredo with a trash bag full of dead cats in the back. What the fuck? That's something that happens in Florida. What did this guy do? Steal a truck and go on a cat killing spree to feed his 12 kids?
     
    #67 TX., Jun 1, 2015
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    Cat killin is just a country thing. Too many feral cats=cats in a bag.
     
    #68 Kubla Kahn, Jun 1, 2015
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    Hmmm...maybe we have a suspect in the bag o cats caper
     
    #69 toytoy88, Jun 1, 2015
  10. Crown Royal

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    Ahem....that's MY collar.

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  11. Crown Royal

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    I had no idea until just now that the States doesn't have ketchup-flavoured potato chips. That must be weird to them like much like our at-home treasures like Clamato, poutine, and the Calgary Red-Eye (it isn't a sex move).

    Off topic, look at this fucking shit:
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    #71 Crown Royal, Jun 1, 2015
  12. TX.

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    Husband bought lavender-scented toilet paper to save about $1.99. "Hmm...my wife has sensitive skin. I know! I'll buy this shit for her to use on her most sensitive area. It's on sale!!!!! It'll be great!"
     
    #72 TX., Jun 1, 2015
  13. Clutch

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    We did have them for a few months last year. Lays pushed them pretty hard, but nobody bought them because they are gross.
     
    #73 Clutch, Jun 1, 2015
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    It's not like he's trying to tell you your pussy stinks or anything, I'm sure.

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    #74 Nettdata, Jun 1, 2015
  15. Rush-O-Matic

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    Yes. 2 I see quite regularly. 2 more that I'll have to save the joke for. I guess it's a US thing, but I thought it was Irish, or something. Although, they are all under 30.

     
    #75 Rush-O-Matic, Jun 1, 2015
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    Quebec and Florida should get married and go live on a different planet together. The lack of accountability it takes to blame your smoking habit on anybody by yourself in unbeknownst to me. You smoked, it's your fault, the end.
     
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    My wife was squawking about buying a brand new car for 40-50k, I told her I would divorce her if she did, she found this one today that is a 2011 with 31,000 miles on it and she said she liked it and wanted it so I gave the guy 17k for it. Was I just jedi mind tricked by my wife?
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    One of these days I'm going to finish a 2-liter bottle of club soda before it goes flat. Today was not that day.
     
    #78 Clutch, Jun 2, 2015
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    #79 Revengeofthenerds, Jun 3, 2015
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    Jesus. I tweet one fucking video of some unheard of artist who follows me (And is in a genre I could give half a fuck about, but it was kind of catchy in my half drunk state) and my account is deluged with idiots asking for shout outs and retweets. Go away. I don't care about saving gay ducks, society, or whatever the fuck your cause is. I hate you and your whole family.
     
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