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5/29/15 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 29, 2015.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    I just want to say that buying a house is the single most topsey turvey bag of fucking bullshit and cockballs I've ever encountered.

    FOCUS: Name one day to day horror you deal with.

    And skin of course. NOT chicken skin.
     
  2. Nettdata

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    This just in:

    The stress of the situation has finally caused @shegirl to post a pic of her tits.

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  3. shegirl

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    I hate you more than my Loan Officer right now.
     
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    Moderately Gender Fluid

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    Listening to you whine about your First World problems.
     
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    My pregnancy-induced cankles. It's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
     
  6. dewercs

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    I can't decide whether I want steak or grouper for dinner. I am vexed.
     
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    Both?
     
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    That would just be a slap in the face of hungry people, it is either surf or turf, I am trying to stay away from gluttony.
     
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    Na, surf and turf is the way to go, just smaller portions of each.
     
  10. Revengeofthenerds

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    Turns out my son is highly allergic to chocolate.

    Lil kid must be paying karma for shit I've done.
     
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    They wouldn't be hungry if they would just eat once in a while. Now go outside and let them smell your napkins.
     
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    If you killed it, you deserve the right to eat it however, whenever you want. Vastly more humanitarian, environmentally-friendly, cheap and efficient to feed yourself with a bullet/lure and a sharp knife than with a farm and processing plant and all the periphreal crap and dollars that go into all that.
     
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    Silk Road founder sent to life in prison.

    Don't know about you, but I'm gonna have a few drinks and watch the Anonymous shitstorm that's about to follow. This is like watching a trainwreck, except it's a bullet train about to strike a pedophile.
     
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    Meh, I could care less about the guy, and I don't think anyone claiming association with Anonymous gives a shit either... the guy was a fucking douche who made hundreds of millions of dollars and had people killed.

    The only thing people really give a shit about is getting their drugs, and they've long been on to Silk Road version 2 thru 11.
     
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    Wife: "Are you sure you wanna have sex? I have a sore throat."
    Me: "Where I'm goin, I don't need your throat."

    Note to self: that is NOT how you sway a woman who on the fence about being "not in the mood."
     
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    So bad news happens, chain fell on me head!
    From an 80 lbs heavy bag, me swore I'd be dead!
    Didn't cause no blood so I paid no mood
    And kept doing me labor as well as me could
    Then all the sudden me wife says you changin accents like crazy
    "Either you're drunk, you're stupid, you're fuckin with me or you lazy."
    Well I told her that brain is a funny old fart
    It don't give no shit, it just is as thy art!
    Thy accent is thy mood, dare watch me change the?
    I'll fuck your damn fishin' hole. Mother fucker I shit prickly pears for breakfast!!!
    I will fuck you harder than that mother fucker pussy crap on TLC did to his damn cousins or nephews or or sisters or whatever.
    So now I gotta go to dealin with those problems therein.
    I swear I'm sober. But thost concussusions, they bitchin!
     
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    Why haven't i seen this before?
     
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    The bathhouse?
     
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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    This might be the best youtube video ever. I'll bet though that at least 70% of the TiBettes could do this easily.
     
  20. sisterkathlouise

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    It is surprisingly easy, and I don't even have fake titties like most of the women in that video. Challenge schmallenge.
     
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