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5/23/14 Memorial Day Holiday WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 22, 2014.

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  1. happyfunball

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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    Re: Throw this hot dog down the hallway

    Ha! I would have been disappointed if someone didn't pick up on that.

    I'll have you know my box isn't big, but it is rather clean. Anything else you want to know about my box? Not sure about capacity as I never tested it. Pretty sure I can't fit a trampoline in my box. Ah hell Nettdata posted pictures, I might as well too:

     

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  2. jdoogie

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    Re: Throw this hot dog down the hallway

    Apparently your definition of "not big" is a few deviations from the norm...
     
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    I'm with HFB on the fireworks. 15 minutes is more than enough.

    Imagine if you listened to your three favorite songs. And then again. And then again. And then again. And then again.
     
    #63 Currer Bell, May 23, 2014
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    I'm slightly OCD so I do this all the time.

    This must be a guy thing. We're transfixed by colorful explosions in the sky. It's why Michael Bay has a career. If you get close enough to your husband and son during a fireworks show they're both making "KABOOM, KPPPSSSHHH!" noises with their mouth.
     
    #64 CharlesJohnson, May 23, 2014
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    Re: Throw this hot dog down the hallway


    So that's what the girdle is keeping in?
     
    #65 Kubla Kahn, May 23, 2014
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    I can honestly say I'm not. I find fireworks to be incredibly boring.

    Being mostly color blind doesn't help, all those pretty colors kind of blend together into a single color, and get boring fast.

    Real conversation last 4th of July, maybe 2 minutes into the fireworks display that is my neighborhood (my neighbors spend thousands and put on almost professional level shows every year):

    Wife: "Ohh! Look at the pretty pink and purple one!"
    Me: "The one in the middle? It looks just purple to me..."
    Wife: "No, it's half purple half pink. I forgot you can't really tell."
    Me: "Ugh. I'm going inside to drink."

    And scene.
     
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  7. happyfunball

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    Re: Throw this hot dog down the hallway

    Okay fine. But it's clean.

    You know I got about the same amount of rep for my girdle as I did my ass picture. You guys are weird.
     
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    Re: Throw this hot dog down the hallway

    [/quote] So that's what the girdle is keeping in?[/quote]

    You know I got about the same amount of rep for my girdle as I did my ass picture. You guys are weird.[/quote]

    That is because we all thought if we repped you enough that you might raise the shirt.
     
    #68 Puffman, May 23, 2014
  9. Rush-O-Matic

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    Re: Throw this hot dog down the hallway

    And somebody clearly has a different definition of what underboob is . . .
     
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  10. happyfunball

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    Re: Throw this hot dog down the hallway

    Eh, so I'm a tease.
     
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    I just imagine all your posts coming out of the mouth of a stuffed cougar who makes that face at the end of its statement.

    Yes, you are a tease you magnificent cougar beast.
     
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  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    Me ow

    I do this, too, except I had "rowrr" at the end.
     
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    Why is it so hard to find a good burger? Every place I go to aside from a chain/fast food joint makes the same mistakes with their burgers: They're way too big (I'm getting sick of 1/3rd pound burgers being the standard) and always overcooked, leaving them dry and tough. I'm almost to the point where I don't even want to try a new burger place anymore.
     
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    How big do you typically like a burger? I don't think a 1/3 pound is that much actually.
     
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    I thought about this some more and realized it's not the size of the burger, but the shape of the patty. Too many places make their patties extremely thick, which when placed on a bun and with fixings results in a poor ratio of patty-to-fixings. A large patty is fine if they make don't make it too thick and as a result serve it with a larger bun and more fixings.
     
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    I fully agree with you. I went out for a burger the other night and it was tasty because it was mixed in guanciale(like bacon but not from pork belly). But it was really thick and hard to eat. The grilled onions went everywhere.
     
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    Most of the time the really thick burgers are served at a restaurant. I will just break down and eat the damn things with a fork.
     
    #77 Puffman, May 23, 2014
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    I always do the exaggerated "OOOOOOOOOOH!! AAAAAAAH!!!!" While my daughter does a non-stop colour commentary on every single thing she sees.
     
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    My biggest regret in life, more so than giving up the love of a good woman, was not going into this pub in the French Quarter in New Orleans. I don't remember the name, or even the street, but I passed it at least 3 times. Their burger was topped with caramelized onions and fucking truffled cheese. Every time I walked by it was right after eating and I kept saying, "I'll get it tomorrow." But tomorrow never came. How the hell the name and address escape me... it is my burden and my curse.

    I've actually spent around 30-40 minutes on google trying to find this place. No luck. Fuck this world.
     
    #79 CharlesJohnson, May 23, 2014
  20. happyfunball

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    What makes you think I don't do that?

    For some reason, I also want a burger right now. And then I will be stuffed.

    See, it all ties together.
     
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