As of 4 o'clock this afternoon I am on a short but much needed vacation. I. CANNOT. WAIT. I will be lounging by a river as well as sitting in a (not so hot because, ick) hot tub, beverage in hand, listening to the river run behind me. I will be gorging myself with fresh seafood and going to a huge annual garage sale/s. It's my happy place. Rain or shine it is going to be glorious. What is your perfect happy place? PS juice is a mod now. We are all fucked.
Re: 5/23/14 Memorial Day Holiday Weekend NSFW I'm returning to this remote lake in just over two weeks for five days of fishing, hiking, and drinking (not necessarily in that order). Spoiler Lake Three, just five miles south of Canada. No motors, no phones, no internet... nothing to complicate the wilderness. Tonight my girlfriend is "officially" getting her CPA certificate at some banquet thing and dressing up in my hole-free sweatpants was not funny last night. A co-worker already warned her it was "boring" and we should skip the cocktail hour. When an accountant calls something boring, I get worried. Tonight my happy place will be the banquet bar.
A rainy day, lounging in bed with no tv on, accompanied by a smart/fun female. Naked. Her. Not me, no one wants to see that.
Not a happy place, but it's a tradition. The kids, me and my mom. Sigh. Saturday night. And there's fireworks, which go on way too long honestly. About 4 or 5 songs worth.
Either her mother's labor was awful and then tore her asshole and vag to shreds on the way out or her parents are huge Lynyrd Skynyrd fans.
So I got two jobs in the US this summer, one at a lobbying firm in DC, and then in charge of public outreach for a new charity organization that is starting up. But this weekend I am in Cape May, New Jersey, the nicest part of the Jersey Shore.
Attention-whoring parents who glamorize themselves via their kids. Fuck them. I hope she pulls a Lizzie Borden on them, no jury would convict her.
Also, why the fuck are the parents taking out an ad to proclaim how proud they are of her for graduating pre-school. What the hell is the final, seeing if the kid can go a day without shitting their pants?
It's not even the name (although that's awful), it's the fact they took out a half-page ad for "graduating" preschool. Dammit. Need to type faster. Looks like we're on the same page kuhgaher or however you spell your name when I don't have it right in front of me.
Shart Week Hey, there are some TiB members who can't make it through the day without shitting their pants. Also, I think they're proud, because they know she's going to start stripping before she graduates from high school. They might miss their only congratulation opportunity. Her brother's name is Khayleigh-Huntyr. I dydn't know thys "y" substytution thyng was a real deal. I thought you guys were just makyng that shyt up. WTF? And, how come wishing her luck only got one exclamation point and the others got two??