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5/2/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 2, 2014.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    I'm in the process of cleaning out 1500 spambot accounts that created 250,000 or so spam posts. Odds are if you're not a moderator you wouldn't have seen them, but they clog up the system pretty badly.
     
  2. silway

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    Awesome!

    Does this start the process of eventually opening registration to new members again?
     
  3. Nettdata

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    Mr. Toast

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    Didn't know registrations were closed...

    The way I set it up originally (quite a while ago) was that new users had to be moderated for their first post or two.

    If mods around here weren't approving posts then the account could never have any posts show up in public.
     
  4. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    I was under the impression that the last time someone enjoyed a mint julep it was prepared by a slave girl in the kitchen of a plantation house. I stand corrected. Oh hi Net.
     
  5. Nettdata

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    This is what it looked like, even after automatically pruning accounts for the last half hour...

    Needless to say it was pretty daunting for new posts to be approved... they got lost in the noise.
     

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  6. Crown Royal

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    What a giant mess of random bullshit. I'm disapointed in the lack of porn.

    We ARE relieved you swooped in with your red boots and cape.
     
  7. Nettdata

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    So who wants to give me a recap on what's gone on in the last couple of years since I've been here?

    I don't see C h a t e r around any more... who's running the board?


    And why the fuck does that show up as chater now?
     
  8. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    I feel it's my duty to share this with you.

     
  9. Gravy

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    You will be shocked to know Dixie is incarcerated.
     
  10. Juice

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    No one is running the board, shegirl is the only active mod, but otherwise its basically self-functioning. Also, the following:

    -Politics/religion threads still continue to derail into a shitstorm, there hasnt been a big one in a while
    -A lot of the regular posters from a few years ago have left or basically just lurk, theres about 20-30 people that basically stick around consistently, while others chime in from time-to-time
    -C.hater locked registration at some point around a year ago (im assuming due to bots) so there hasnt been anyone new
    -Ballsack's life imploded on and off the board and he stopped coming around about 6 months ago
    -Nitwit got banned for posting stupid music-related shit
    -Dixiebandit went to prison
    -Angel contracted HIV

    Am I missing anything guys?
     
  11. happyfunball

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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    If I remember correctly, he stopped using C.hater and went back to Kojak because he said couldn't use the old one anymore. Now I think even that isn't working. There was a mod I think named Ace something who posted a couple of times. I'm thinking that was him? And since he didn't want his name to show up maybe he wrote a code that replaced his old name with happyfuntime13. Which, let's face it, 2/3 of that name is pretty awesome.

    Easy to follow, right?

    My first post was around 2 1/2 years ago and it had to be approved at that time. And was. Obviously.

    The Amazing Spiderman 2 wasn't too bad. A little long, but I think some of the reviews were kind of harsh. I really liked the music that played when Electro was on. And there was only one crying baby in the theater. I also foolishly started standing when the credits started to roll and was informed that there was an additional scene I had to wait for. Which was torture as I had to pee really bad.

    I also have no banner ads at the top anymore. Goodbye men in boxer-briefs scrolling across the top of my screen.
     
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    The fuck is this shit??

    I am disease free but now married. Juice, in the interests of disclosure, shat on (and then fucked) his on-her-period girlfriend (now fiance).
     
  13. bewildered

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    Also happyfunball eyebanged a 17 year old.
     
  14. Juice

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    and WickedBitch admitted to physically abusing her children.
     
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    RevengeOfTheNerds told Wheelz he should die. Not in a funny ha ha way, but in like a eugenics make the world better place sort of way.
     
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    Jesus, we're a collection of horrible people.
     
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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    You're such a tattle-tale.

    bewildered has IBS issues.

    YOU STARTED IT!
     
  18. bewildered

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    I'm pretty sure everyone knows that, including:

    -your mom
    -the president of GM
    -all the little green men on Mars
     
  19. Popped Cherries

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    Had a pretty big health scare this morning.
    Hadn't been feeling "right" the past few weeks, but I didn't think much of it.
    Went to bed last night with a headache and woke up with it this morning. Went to work and ended up almost falling to the ground because I was so dizzy. Started to feel nauseated and with my total fear of throwing up, started to get panicky which in turn brought on the sweats and tightened up my chest. GF brought me to the hospital and my BP was 179/100. Got shoved through a battery of tests and pokes and me freaking out that they were going to crack my chest open at any second.
    After the meds kicked in, BP dropped back into a semi normal range and I was just left with a little headache.

    Thankfully, all the tests came back normal, but I am now the owner of a little orange pill bottle to treat HBP. Since my dad and I are genetic clones, and he's had HBP since he was 18, it's not all that surprising that I eventually went down that path as well.

    *Just a pro tip. If you have a hairy chest, even if you are about to die, ask them to shave some patches where they are going to stick on the monitors. Holy fuck I would never want my chest waxed...
     
  20. JoeCanada

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    I've gotten like five handjobs, it's been pretty awesome.

    Oh, board related stuff? Ok just one handjob. (She didn't take much convincing either, just made me put on a speedo and pretend I was 17 for some reason.)
     
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