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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 2, 2014.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    Mayday protests last night equals a bunch of hippies and hipsters with nothing better to do except block fucking traffic for those of us WITH A JOB from getting home in a timely manner. Fuck you.
     
  2. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    The ones who milk the system are the ones who hate it most. Throw their hackey-sack down a storm drain.
     
  3. shegirl

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    I live in fucking liberalville. I just shake my head and look at my tax dollars hard at work.

    Have I mentioned I'm sick and really grumpy today? Yeah.
     
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  5. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    You'd think they'd keep a closer eye on him after his arrest for molesting cows. Notice arrest not conviction as leave it to Jersey to not consider bestiality a crime.

    I graduated with a guy who is serving time for molesting a young relative of his. I'd say I dated him but who really dates in the sixth grade? I think he asked me out, I said yes, an hour later I changed my mind. You can call me fickle, but I like to think my subconscious knew something was off about him. He was a news reporter and after his arrest his sister came on TV and said he apparently did stuff when he was younger. He was well-liked. It was a shock.

    His Facebook page was quickly deactivated after his arrest.

    We might go see the Spider-Man movie this weekend. But I heard it's not great and it's kind of long. But my younger daughter thinks he's dreamy.
     
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    I had a sinus infection turn into bronchitis, Ive been sick for two straight weeks almost (except for the past three days where the antibiotics felt like they were working). I feel like absolute horseshit and Im flying to Florida tomorrow to start my vacation/brother's wedding.
     
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    Good luck with your sinuses on the plane. Hopefully they are able to acclimate to the changing pressure in the cabin.
     
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    Maybe you sensed you were too old for him.
     
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    overly defenCive stuffed cougar

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    Mentioning a 17-year-old that winked at me (and gave me the head tilt)--the gift that keeps on giving.

    That's okay, you guys can keep reminding me. My friends still do as well. It's not like I hate it. I mean, you guys are weirdly fascinated by it and act like you never did that yourself as a kid and it probably hasn't crossed his mind since, but I'll take it. Somehow I'll persevere through the teasing. I'm tough like that.
     
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    I think you took that out of context, he just meant he was a pedo then as well.
     
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    Three months ago I had an ongoing cough turn into bronchitis turn into meningitis... Viral meningitis, but when your white blood cell count is mobilized for World War 5 they can't rule out something bacterial, so I got to spend five days in the hospital. Fun. Don't neglect a cough that won't go away...

    In other news, I'm trying to arrange a hookup with a chick on the Whisper app. This can't possibly end badly.
     
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    Got it. One of these days I'll learn to read.
     
  14. NatCH

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    Working at my job in music store, I listen to a lot of classic rock songs. And I put my songwriting chops to work, changing lyrics as I see for.

    To the verse of "Carry On, Wayward Sun"

    She told me her life was lacking direction
    So I gave that bitch a hot need injection.


    ....that's all I got so far.
     
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    Major annual day-drink occurring tomorrow for the last time before my shitty student apartment "neighborhood" gets torn
    down and I graduate. Last year a guy wearing a cape got head in a baby pool, I think there is a video floating around somewhere. Between the notoriety from last year and it being the final one, I should either be making fantastic contributions to this thread tomorrow or be a ghost for at least a week. Not that I post regularly enough anyways. Regardless, this promises to be a solid weekend.
     
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    Fixed. Fucking auto-correct.
     
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    [​IMG]

    Looks like James Franco is kicking it up a notch and looking mighty fine:

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    Not surprisingly, he deleted it rather quickly, but the internet never forgets.
     
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    You hard hard-pressed to find a hotter 50-year-old than this:

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    swoooooooooooon
     
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    Well this is the first and last time I take any online classes. My instructor has been dropping assignments on us at random times with less than a day to complete them and then severely knocking points off for it being late. None of the assignments she's asked for have been in the syllabus, she just threw them in there on her own apparently. Is this normal?

    Whatever, vodka says I don't have to care that much right now.
     
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    Even my online classes aren't that fucked up.

    That sort of shit should be taken to the dean.
     
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