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5/16/14 WDT - Happy Birthday, eh! NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, May 16, 2014.

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  1. shegirl

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    Happy Victoria Day Weekend to our friends up there.

    A theme....hmm....

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    Hot chicks from Canada.
     
    #1 shegirl, May 16, 2014
  2. Juice

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    Re: 5/16/14 WDT NSFW

    Bit of an oxymoron but ok...
     
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    Re: 5/16/14 WDT NSFW

    Absolutely. Elisha Cuthbert and Emmanulle Chiriqui are wildebeests.
     
    #3 Crown Royal, May 16, 2014
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    Re: 5/16/14 WDT NSFW

    You shut your whore mouth! Cobie Smulders is gorgeous! In fact you're a stupid face. And Bill Cosby is a stupid face. And the Cosby show is the worst show EVER! So there.
     
    #4 McSmallstuff, May 16, 2014
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    Re: 5/16/14 WDT NSFW

    I dont know if its cause people love HIMYM or what, but, while she is attractive, I find her to be wildly overrated.
     
    #5 JWags, May 16, 2014
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    Re: 5/16/14 WDT NSFW

    There are a ton of hot non-famous Canadians on this very board. Many of whom have been nice enough to show us their boobs and booty. Proving once and for all the overall charitable nature of the Canadian culture.

    For shame!
     
    #6 DannyMac, May 16, 2014
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    Re: 5/16/14 WDT NSFW


    She does have monkey arms.


    Plus:

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    #7 Kubla Kahn, May 16, 2014
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    Re: 5/16/14 WDT NSFW

    What are monkey arms?

    And you can't compare that hepatitis riddled skank-monster to actual attractive women.
     
    #8 xrayvision, May 16, 2014
  9. Juice

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    Re: 5/16/14 WDT NSFW

    Of course, of course. I was just trolling a bit. There's plenty of beautiful women in Canada.
     
    #9 Juice, May 16, 2014
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    The girls I work with have decided we are getting a new tip jar.
     

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    That's funny. I have one here for pens that my coworker gave me. Yours is glowey-r though.
     

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    I honestly don't know which female celebs are Canadian, so I will just throw out one who plays a Canadian on TV. My current girl crush, god I want to eat her up:

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    Is that their normal handwriting?
     
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    I think she did the retarded (I hate the R word but it is totally appropriate in this scenario) dots to the I's special for this occasion, but otherwise it is her normal handwriting.

    I have a really hard time when something happens and she takes down an order for me. It usually takes me a good solid 3-4 minutes to figure out what the hell she wrote because it is weirdly styled and scribbled fast.
     
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    Granted my handwriting is relatively sloppy but not plain goofy. That would drive me insane.

    My mom has been a teacher for decades now and has immaculate handwriting, both print and cursive. It amazes me how she does it.
     
    #15 katokoch, May 16, 2014
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    The doc who did my vasectomy today was Canadian, but he wasn't a hot chick.
     
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    Good thing too huh? I imagine it would be hard for her to snip stuff when you have an erection.

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    Debating staying home and drinking on the porch or going to the tavern and drinking on their porch.

    This will ultimately be decided by how fast I run out of beer at home.
     
    #18 shimmered, May 16, 2014
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    I have discovered The Shandy. Half good quality lemonade, half hefeweizen beer. I have also experimented with a Hard Shandy: vodka, sugar, lemon juice, topped off with hefeweizen. For science, I will continue upon this methodology for improved results.

    Also, when did it become uncool to be a writer? Somewhere in the 70s or 80s authors took on a nerd vibe from the general public. This evidence is contradictory. There was practically a cult that sprang up around Henry Miller. That guy slayed more kitty than Sinatra. Marilyn Monroe married... Arthur fucking Miller. Famous bullfrog Salman Rushdie has sex with models and socialites exclusively.

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    That's why Californication is kind of awesome. Brings back the classic tradition of the writer being a drunk asshole. See kids, read more books. Books get you laid.
     
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    Randomly flipping through the channels tonight I stopped on an old episode of Good Eats because I'm pretty sure you're legally obligated to do so... After about 30 seconds my girlfriend randomly remarks that she doesn't like Alton Brown and thinks he's rather annoying.

    So, I guess what this means is that I no longer have a girlfriend.
     
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