It's that time of year again and people are deciding what nominal sacrifices they can come up with to participate in lent. I've heard some people say that they're giving up swearing (fuck them), I've heard others say that they're giving up drinking (fuck that). Focus: Do you give anything up for lent? If so, what? I believe in not believing in Jesus, so I've never given up anything. If I did, though, it would be something better than chocolate. Chocolate has been done, people. How about giving up sofa cushions or 2nd gear in your car. Now that's interesting. If I did give up something for lent, it would be static electricity. I'm sick of getting near anything even remotely conductive and have the shit shocked out of me. My legs feel like tesla coils and I'm sure that my balls have taken on an eerie glow with the amount of energy pulsing up at them from my ankles.