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4/4/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 4, 2014.

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  1. wexton

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    Re: Re: 4/4/14 WDT NSFW

    I got that it was sarcasm. I just didn't get how happyfunball didn't get it.
     
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    You want to give an elementary school kid a phone? Give them one of these bad boys:
    [​IMG]

    Functionality for calling and texting you, and nothing but Snake to distract them in class.
     
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    Please tell me that's what it's actually called.
     
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    It's usually "Find My iPhone" and is a great method of stalking anybody you know who has a iPhone. Now there's an app that tells you where your friends are on a map so you can AVOID THEM. Technology: bringing us together.
     
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    I realize this is going to come off as a crotchety old guy rant, but you know what was being a kid in the 80s and 90s? Not having a phone. When you walked out the door and it closed behind you, you were a ghost. If you didn't want to be found, you didn't have to be. Parents didn't know where you were, no one knew where you were unless you wanted them to know where you were.

    Yes, I realize you can turn off your phone, but no one does that for some reason.
     
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    Because their parent will scold them and take away their phone if they do. Phone tracking would be really handy if you suspect your spouse is cheating on you. Imagine a wife asking her husband by he was at some motel at 3:30 in the afternoon on a Wednesday. Although if your spouse it cheating on you in your own home like Nancy and John Redcorn it gets a bit more tricky.
     
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    It would be such a wonderful world if we could keep tabs on everyone. So many wonderful question sessions and arguments. I love being followed unknowingly.
     
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    Re: Re: 4/4/14 WDT NSFW

    I was just wondering what "general area" of pussy meant. And the design. That's always important.

    One of my favorite tattoos is the sunburst girls get in their 20s around their belly buttons and then they have kids and end up with a deflated sunburst but act like it's still hot. I've seen it. It's not pretty.

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    Rest assured google, apple, the NSA, and any who has an app on your phone is following you. We're all being followed, just most of us live boring monotonous lives and people really can't be bothered to give a shit to track us. And what I mean by following versus tracking is following is more passive and tracking is men in suits following you in a van.

    Think of it this way, if someone is actively spying on you, you're doing something right because for some reason they find you interesting enough to give a shit.
     
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    You may not have google location services turned on, on your phone.... But if you do check out this link: https://maps.google.com/locationhistory/b/0

    Google knows all. Sometimes I like to look at it after skiing so I can see how many runs I made that day.
     
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    That's the most terrifying thing I've ever seen.
     
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    Don't worry, I'm sure you'll forget all about it an hour or so.
     
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    You can join me in the Alzheimer's ward, funball. Unless I'm wrong, you're older than I am.
     
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    Really? Huh. The whole "back in my day" thing threw me off I guess.
     
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    Oooo, that hurt. Better go take my Geritol.
     
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    Kids today.
     
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