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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 4, 2014.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    NATIONAL WALK TO WORK DAY: I'd make it here in time to leave at 5pm.

    NATIONAL HUG A NEWSMAN DAY: If I had one readily available I would.

    NATIONAL CHICKEN CORDON BLEU DAY:
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    Chicken Cordon Bleu:

    6 small boneless skinless chicken breasts (or filet 3 giant breasts)
    6-12 deli thin slices of smoked ham
    6 rectangular shaped slices of Jalapeno Jack cheese or Swiss
    1/3 cup seasoned breadcrumbs
    1 tablespoon paprika
    1 jar of Alfredo sauce

    Pound chicken breasts until thin. On one end of each chicken breast, place 1-2 slices of smoked ham and 1 slice of cheese. Roll up.
    Place breadcrumbs mixed with paprika on a dinner plate. Place a chicken "roll" on the plate and use your fingers to sprinkle the breadcrumbs from the plate over the chicken. Do this with each chicken "roll" and place on a baking pan sprayed with nonstick spray.
    Bake at 375 degrees for 35-40 minutes.
    Heat up the alfredo sauce and let each person pour their own on top. Serve with pasta and a nice salad.

    Doable. Giant breasts and everything.
     
  2. CharlesJohnson

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    The Germans do something similar with pork. Instead of rolling it, they pound pork cutlets thin, place ham and guyere in there, drape another cutlet over, then dip it in an eggwash and breadcrumbs, finally deep frying it in lard. It is awesome.

    Are you not entertained?!

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    I have a sudden craving for this. Might have to make a trip down to the local German brasserie.

    See also:

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    Wo ist der Biergarten, fraulein?? See, I can live in Germany indefinitely.
     
  3. happyfunball

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    I didn't walk to work, but I went to the gym. And there's a machine there that I call the sex machine (face down, ass up). The way our gym is set up, I can never bring myself to use it if there's a crowd there as I feel like I'm putting on a show. Like, don't mind me, just in a modified doggy position over here. And then sometimes I can't get the adjustments right, so I lay down, get up, lay down, get up and all I can think is why can't I get this right the first time instead of prolonging my torture??? Anyone else think like that? No? Just me? Excellent.

    Mike Jerrick is our local Fox newsperson (so sexist shegirl). After the way he mocked Kim Kardashian and Ryan Lochte, he's my favorite newsperson ever. Even though he's a male and dyes his hair (guys, don't do that). He's also pretty funny. I don't even know what he's doing here:
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    And on a final note, my son turns 13 today. He mentioned something about cake. I'm like, "shit, gotta get a cake".
     
  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    Work it, girl

    He's watching you on the sex machine.
     
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    Re: Work it, girl

    Oh Rush, you so funny.
     
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    A friend of mine is obsessed with Big Bang Theory fanfiction and it is all over her pinterest, facebook, etc.

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    Sounds like you need to lose a friend.
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    I take it your friend's other hobby is falling asleep to the sound of whirring computer fans every night.

    Bang Bang Theory fan fiction? Either this is a late, very cruel April Fool's joke or the terrorists indeed have won.
     
  9. happyfunball

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    No, this would be a cruel, late April Fool's joke:


    Thanks cousin of mine on facebook.
     

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    I lost a little bit of love for my wife when she started watching Big Bang Theory if she decided to venture into fan fiction I believe it would be grounds for termination of my marriage.
     
  11. Kubla Kahn

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    Hey now before we judge her too harshly, we don't even know if she's hot or not. Maybe's she is the nerdy hot where she's totally nerdy until she peals her glasses off and then she's a total smoke show. Just like the show.
     
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    PEEEEEENNISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
     
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    The fact that you are implying there might be a hot chick on that show almost got me thinking 'if I were in hell, and all that was on was Oprah, Dr. Phil, Any Reality Show, or Big Bang Theory, I might just try masturbating with low grain count sand paper.'

    I haven't watched a network sitcom since Seinfeld. I've tried a few here and there, and they are all stunningly the same in setup and delivery. They are so mindnumbingly unfunny that I have literally spent a decade ignoring them completely. Think about that, that level of derision and hate. I literally have not bothered since 2004. It sounds like my sex life. Tat tat boom. I'm here all week, try the veal. Stupid? Exactly my point. Just like every network sitcom.
     
  14. Crown Royal

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    Or, she could be a non-fiction person.

    My parents constantly try to convince me this is the funniest show on TV. I keep telling them they are smart people and must have been brainwashed against their will by a cult. And yet despite how catastrophically wrong they are, this is the number one show. Not sitcom, but number one show on earth, period.

    Yes, kids. We DO live in a world of idiots.
     
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    You guys know I'm not a pop culture guy, but this show just isn't funny. If it wasn't for the laugh track they impose no one would get the jokes. Its not a smart show either, just because they refer to some scientific things doesn't make it brainy, it just makes it smart to dumb people. Its like the people who post things on facebook about why they love science, like when they refer to water as dihydrogen monoxide, it doesn't make you intelligent to say that, it just makes you look dumb because only a moron would think its funny. The Facebook page I fucking love science, effectively makes everyone dumber who looks at it.
     
  16. Crown Royal

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    Prime time TV audiences are circus seals who DEMAND a laugh track or they wouldn't know what to do, like a Terminator after killing its target. They'd probably throw their feces at each other if not for blessed, pre-recorded laughter.
     
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    I will never defend the Big Bang Theory cause its a terrible abomination of a show with unlikeable characters, but Kaley Cuoco and Melissa Rauch are both certifiable "hot chicks" (someone please assist with photos), so that isn't an incorrect statement. However, no chick is hot enough to watch that nonsense for more than 30 seconds.
     
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    Ditto for Two Men and a Fat Kid. Charlie Sheen isn't funny, John Cryer isn't funny, Fat Kid isn't funny, so why do so many people (as in tens of millions) think that show is funny? It's recycled 80's drivel just like BBT and yet Charlie "I Punch Women In The Face With Closed Fists" Sheen was the highest-paid actor on television.
     
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    Small Bang Theory

     
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    Aren't two of those people not even on the show anymore?

    I think the take-home here is that Chuck Lorre makes drivel that appeals to the lowest common denominator... And there are a fuckload of people who make up the lowest common denominator.
     
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