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4/25/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 25, 2014.

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  1. shegirl

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    APRIL 25, 2014 –

    NATIONAL TELEPHONE DAY – I'm on one all day.

    NATIONAL ARBOR DAY – Anything green is good....except peas.

    NATIONAL DNA DAY – We all have lots.

    NATIONAL HAIRBALL AWARENESS DAY – I wonder if the cats know this. Watch where you walk.

    NATIONAL HUG A PLUMBER DAY – Umm....ok but only if the pants cover the crack completely.

    NATIONAL ZUCCHINI BREAD DAY - I got nothin.
     
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    I thought this was every day...
     
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    No NUTS in the zucchini bread!!!!! Especially walnuts. They're way too soft. Now almonds. There's a nut I can get behind. Except in the zucchini bread.

    Why is it when I build time in for traffic delays there isn't any? I even stopped for coffee.

    I remembered a notebook this time for my class. I normally like to impress everyone with how ill-prepared I am by forgetting it and asking for paper but I guess I'm changing my ways. I then get the brilliant idea of taking notes with my phone, but then it just looks like I'm texting. Which I am. Sometimes. It's not a serious class. Although you always have that one person that acts like we're getting graded. Which technically we are. But it's an open book online test. You fail that, you're an idiot.

    Speaking of telephones, I was at the store today and they were selling those old handsets from the dial up phones. Who would buy those?
     
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    Full Upright Position

    Blech. I hate nuts in bread or desserts.

    I know for seasoned travellers that the safety announcements get old. But, I think I could give the flight attendant my attention instead of reading a newspaper in this case.
     

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    You're nuts

    Nobody?
     
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    Re: You're nuts

    Clearly she's not referring to the husband because she can't get any from him. Her and Village Idiot have the exact some problem funny enough, they both can't get their SO to put out.
     
    #6 toddamus, Apr 25, 2014
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    Indeed, some of us have too much.
     
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    Yeah, I was born with 12 fingers and toes. What the fuck happened there!?
     
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    It's also "Battle of the Flowers" where I live, which apparently necessitates 70% of the businesses get the day off. I do not work in one of those businesses.

    In better news, I just acquired a new gas leaf blower (and mulcher, bc fuck picking up leaves) and it apparently goes up to 200 mph.

    I intend to test this while holding onto it, pointing it at the ground, and sitting in an old spinny chair i have in my shed, a la:

     
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    Add a paint roller and two rolls of shit tickets and you have this:

     
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    Re: Full Upright Position

    I was actually trying to read the headlines. They could have really done something humorous there. I'm disappointed they didn't.

    Also, what the hell is wrong with her nipple? Complete turnoff, right?

    Did anyone see how people used stolen bibs to run the Boston marathon? One of them was the wife of Foursquare founder. And she wrote her Twitter handle on it. And talked about it on there. Duh. In the past people that used stolen bibs were banned for life.

    The Buffalo Bill cheerleaders are filing suit for not getting paid a fair amount. It also came out that this was in their guidebook:

    You're welcome for that last bit.
     
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    because if it has to be an ear worm for me - y'all get some too.
     
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    He was regular on a radio show that I listen to, evidently this song gets huge play on cruise ships and all inclusive resorts, not that he got a nickel from it. Died this year of a heart attack.



    His comedy is pretty funny shit if you like country humor, he also wrote a book about Ted Bundy that is a good read.
     
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    Honest question for people who are "important:"

    Will this board ever return to what it used to be? And if financial aspects are what is holding it back, I will happily donate, as I'm certain many other board members will.... I think, if you need donations to keep us going, you will be overwhelmed with the good will of the regulars of this board.


    But... if it's sinking, can you maybe let us know? I personally feel like I've developed honest relationships with people on this board. If we're sinking, I'd like to know, so that I can get their contact information and they can get mine.


    It's just the right thing to do.
     
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    Is the registration for new members still closed? I would donate to the board to help keep it going.

    New members and a some more moderators bumping new topics would help in my opinion.
     
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    Re: Full Upright Position

    Are you talking about the flight attendant pic? No, no, no, no, no. It is not often I say "Dayum" when it comes to nekkid women. This was one of them. The one before that was the model chick in the Robin Thicke video.

    This is probably the first time I've thought a shaved kitty was pretty.
     
    #18 Currer Bell, Apr 26, 2014
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    Re: Full Upright Position

    You're welcome.

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    Re: Full Upright Position

    I was. Her left nipple is weird. But I'm also messing around as she's got a killer body.
     
    #20 happyfunball, Apr 26, 2014
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