How would you even have sex with a dwarf quadruple amputee? It would be like wearing a big flesh colored condom. I wonder how many chicks could fit a little dwarf head and body into their vag?
Hmm. Not sure exactly. You could probably take a corkscrew and make a hole in the back of its head so it could breathe like a dolphin.
What the fuck is this "breathing" business? Is there some reason I'm missing that it needs to stay alive? It's a quadruple amputee midget for fuck's sake, it's not like it's gonna contribute to society anyway.
Ohhh, midget. I thought we were talking dwarves. Seriously, though, I don't want the lady - ha ha. Lady! - tried for murder. I guess if he's already dead going in, though.
Why would you want it "dead going in?" The squirm is half the fun. I didnt realize there was a difference between midgets and dwarves, unless you thought it was like Lord of the Rings style dwarves. In that case, what the hell is wrong with you? You could probably start with Matt Roloff from Little People Big World. He cant even walk and you could snap those legs off like a wishbone.
Well EXCUSE me for not wanting to support dwarf murder! Either we figure out how he's going to breathe, or we use a cadaver. Those are my conditions to sanction this. If the squirm is important to you, can't we just hook one of those stim machines to the cadaver? Or, a car battery?
I told you, we make a dolphin blow hole. If the depth of the hole is of concern, we could fashion a snorkle on to it or a hose or something, kinda like make shift scuba gear.
... with a giant, throbbing erection. Duh. As happy as I am for you and your wife that she survived the ordeal, you would have definitely won the thread if that weren't the case.
Toddamus's friend gave someone who was going through chemo of the ass the clap and now Toddamus is going to a Comic-con of cancer victims to get laid by a amputee, cancer midget.
Personally I think fucking a dead person is offside, although I suppose freshness could be open for debate. Since a dwarf is smaller than most, won't they rot faster? I might have to pass.
So if I butt fuck a male dwarf who has/had cancer and has had a limb amputated then I own this place? Yea, not gonna happen. My roommates friend wasn't going through ass chemo, there's no such thing. She was going through normal chemo, but because she was so loose he couldn't get off to her as God intended so he had to do her in the butt. So she got butt clap, not butt chemo This is the part that got me in trouble last time. So while they're relationship was going on, he was paying for her mortgage with his dad's money. She knew this, didn't mind, and encouraged his spending. In short they're both bad people.
So did his dad know or not because if he did then what's the problem? Next question, how does chemo make a girl's snatch "loose?" I am not a doctor I'll need clarification here. I'd say this is the bigger misogynistic infraction. How dare he not be sexually aroused by a vagina that is going through a severe medical treatment, next you'll be saying he didn't want to fuck her when she was pregnant, or shedding endometrium skin. Joking!
He comes from a moderately wealthy family. They have money but not fuck you money. His dad was supporting him after college. The way that he was supporting him was by helping him buy some houses while the market was down. His family does real estate so it makes some sense and he lives in Albuquerque so things are clearly much cheaper there. So his dad gave him this money to specifically use for himself or to invest in housing. I don't think it needs to be said don't pay your fuck buddies mortgage, but apparently to some people thats not obvious. I'm thinking he couldn't get off to her because either she has a big snatch and he has a tiny cock or she likes getting fisted. Who knows what the anatomy of it was. Either way, that problem obviously didn't happen because of chemo
Radiology is a bore. How about some tropical diseases instead? Spoiler: Warning: not safe for your soul