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4/17/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 17, 2015.

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  1. Nettdata

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    Provide verification that you nailed a cancer survivor amputee and I'll make you a mod.
     
    #81 Nettdata, Apr 22, 2015
  2. zyron

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    Other reasons why amputation may be considered include:

    • serious injury (trauma) to a limb – for example, in a traffic accident
    • serious infections
    • cancer affecting the skin or bone of a limb

    Quitter.
     
    #82 zyron, Apr 22, 2015
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    It depends on the type of chemo drug, and it can take longer, but yes, pubic hair falls out, too.
     
    #83 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 22, 2015
  4. toddamus

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    Ok cool. So all I need to do is find a woman at this conference who's had a limb amputated presumably due to some sort of bone cancer, hook up with her, then provide some sort of photographic proof. Sounds easy enough
     
    #84 toddamus, Apr 22, 2015
  5. Nettdata

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    I'll include a double mastectomy as "amputee".
     
    #85 Nettdata, Apr 22, 2015
  6. Nettdata

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    [​IMG]
     
    #86 Nettdata, Apr 22, 2015
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    It is 4:00AM. I have been babysitting batch jobs for this upgrade since 7:00AM. I feel like I deserve a fucking medal for not saying anything racist in the past 21 hours. Then again, I don't really know of a decent slur for people from India. I do know that the people in our Bangalore office are the opposite of helpful.

    I have to be back into the office by 8, then I'm going to slam a couple of 5 hour energies and take half a vacation day to go to an afternoon job interview downtown.

    I'm probably going to go fall asleep with a bottle of bourbon in my hand. Goodnight y'all.
     
    #87 Clutch, Apr 23, 2015
  8. Mastro

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    Aren't you making it difficult to verify here? I figure a single mastectomy would be easier to prove via photo due to the lack of symmetry.
     
    #88 Mastro, Apr 23, 2015
  9. The Village Idiot

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    Just when I start to think maybe things are getting a little too nice around here, someone comes along and renews my faith in this board.
     
    #89 The Village Idiot, Apr 23, 2015
  10. JC62

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    My wife had a double mastectomy 6 years ago - we have sex on a regular basis. She is a survivor. Her not quite B cups were replaced with C's. Can I be a mod now?
     
    #90 JC62, Apr 23, 2015
  11. toddamus

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    So are we keeping score? Is a double mastectomy worth more than say a missing leg? If I can hook up with a girl than write toddamus on her nub I think I officially win this place.
     
    #91 toddamus, Apr 23, 2015
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    I mean we're going to need before and after pics.
     
    #92 Kubla Kahn, Apr 23, 2015
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    Never has this board made me more horny.
     
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  14. Nettdata

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    Only if she fucks Toddamus.
     
    #94 Nettdata, Apr 23, 2015
  15. Nettdata

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    Make it a dwarf and I'll sign over the TiB to you.
     
    #95 Nettdata, Apr 23, 2015
  16. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, it's not like he asked for "during" pics.
     
    #96 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 23, 2015
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    Ok perfect that is what I needed, I mean when life gives you lemons you make lemonade.
     
    #97 dewercs, Apr 23, 2015
  18. toddamus

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    So if I hook up with a dwarf who had s double mastectomy, this place is mine to ruin as I please? I'm game.
     
    #98 toddamus, Apr 23, 2015
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    I don't think that is fair, dwarfs have such small titties that a double mastectomy on a dwarf is like a single on a normal size chick, you don't get any points for the dwarf other than bucket list points.
     
    #99 dewercs, Apr 23, 2015
  20. Nettdata

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    But if the dwarf is male and an amputee, and it's verified, I'll gladly hand over the keys and consider my investment in TiB well worth the return.
     
    #100 Nettdata, Apr 23, 2015
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