My wife has requested that I take the dogs and leave the house for 2 hours tonight while she has her book club, I am not sure if I should be offended by this.
That depends. Is it this kind of "book club?" Spoiler: NSFW Book Club Because, if it is, then you should definitely be offended that you weren't invited.
Oh, you want power? Just remember: I can replace you with a single phone call. I have scabs ringing my phone off the hook day and night just BEGGING for a job twice as hard as yours for half the pay. Do your fucking job and kick back to me my taste or you might just be sharing a car compactor grave with Jimmy Hoffa.
NY has topless bookclubs that meet in the park. Going topless is totally legal in NY, just throwing that out there audreymonroe. Why, yes, there is photographic evidence. Spoiler: Naked book club, OUTDOORS! Spoiler: NWS bookclub Spoiler: Naked bookclub is the best phrase ever I find it increasingly suspicious all of these women are attractive and not some kind of ham beast with dreadlocks, but I'm insisting to myself this is a beautiful, natural, erudite event that actually happens. Anybody that tries to ruin it for me can drown inside a rhino's ass.
http://www.magicmushroomfactory.com/2015/04/chuckpalahniuk/ No one on Earth can pronounce his last name, but I thought that was a pretty cool story. Reminds me of "Letters of Note", an awesome site to peruse.
It's a real thing. They actually met up pretty recently. I would go except that I have no interest in going.
Do you ever look at the Victoria's Secret catalog, and wonder what Stella Maxwell was doing before she was doing this? Spoiler: Lingerie I did. And, it turns out it was this: Spoiler: Naked sand rolling, art
Hey, guys! Did you know the WDT is still open? Because, it totally is still open and not locked at all. I might've had a stroke.
I just got done cleaning about 20 pounds of godawful rancid meat out of my freezer in the basement. Why? A neighbor unplugged it sometime last week to use an extension cord (my fucking cord too) and didn't bother plugging it back in. There goes the venison I was going to turn into sausage. I think I'll have a beer now. Might need to upgrade to whiskey, actually.
If in doubt whiskey. When life is shit, when life is good, whiskey smoothes things out nicely. So I'm going to CancerCon this weekend. Should be plenty of drunk cancer survivor girls there (cancercon is an event where cancer suvivors connect and strive for a sense of normalcy and acceptance). Maybe I can strike up a conversation with a few and help them make some bad decisions. What else says normal more than having a one night stand while on vacation somewhere fun?
I see absolutely nothing wrong with taking advantage of the vulnerabilities of a cancer-surviving girl for your own shallow gain.
Genuinely CancerCon is great because its like any other group of youngish people who meet up and have something in common. People come to this event to drink and for a weekend, learn how to better cope with their illness and to find a sense of normalcy. What normal is depends on the person. If normal is meeting new people and making friends I don't see the harm in that
I think some of you remember the story of my college roommate who ended up passing along an STD to a woman who was going through chemotherapy right?