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4/17/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 17, 2015.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    I'm in a fucking rotten mood, which has carried over from yesterday. Yesterday I wore white pants to work. Let's just say it was the wrong day to wear white. I ended up leaving for the day.

    Name one thing that happens day to day, week to week or month to month, something menial, that pisses you off.
     
    #1 shegirl, Apr 17, 2015
  2. Nettdata

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    Stupid people telling me they "understand technology" only to have them get mad at me when they really don't and I have to explain it to them like they're 5 years old, and they just keep getting more and more frustrated as the layers of their lack of knowledge peel back.
     
    #2 Nettdata, Apr 17, 2015
  3. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Oh dear, you didn't pull a juice, did you?

    It pisses me off that I have to pick up the trash that accumulates behind my shed because the people across the alley always stuff their trash can until it's overflowing.
     
    #3 Trakiel, Apr 17, 2015
  4. xrayvision

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    Well, it's a form of juice.
     
    #4 xrayvision, Apr 17, 2015
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    It pisses me off when I give a 50-yr old lady corrections to a document, such as "remove bold" and "add comma" and she gives them back to me only for me to see she missed some of the corrections. If you don't know how to use Word, and don't know how to multitask, office work is NOT for you.

    It also pisses me off that when I have days like this...where work sucked and it's nice outside, that I can't have a fucking drink. 3 more months...
     
    #5 Trickysista, Apr 17, 2015
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    The flaming mailman who walks extra swishy when people watch and always emphasizes the word package parks his fucking mail truck underneath my tree and smokes cigarettes and the smoke comes in my open windows, I hate cigarette smoke.
     
    #6 dewercs, Apr 17, 2015
  7. Crown Royal

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    Looks like another Everybody's Angry. Friday.
     
    #7 Crown Royal, Apr 17, 2015
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    People texting at stop sights/stoplights. I shoot eye bullets at all of you.

    Well GO FUCK YOURSELF TOO!!!

    I am staying around this office for maybe another office at best and then hitting the nearest fishing hole with a beer. It is too nice of a day outside to waste in a cubicle.
     
    #8 katokoch, Apr 17, 2015
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    It is indeed gorgeous in Minneapolis today. However, the wife and I are just watching movies all day.
     
    #9 iczorro, Apr 17, 2015
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    I hate that I never know when it's the wrong day to wear white. It sneaks up on me more than it should at my age.
     
    #10 lostalldoubt86, Apr 17, 2015
  11. Clutch

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    Whenever one of the testing guys needs my help, they send me an IM that just says "hi."

    They will not continue with their problem until I say "hi" back to them like some sort of fucking TCP handshake. It seems like at least twice a day I come back to a "hi" from someone who is now offline and I have to track them down to figure out what the hell they wanted.

    Also, by the end of the day every urinal in the building has a huge puddle of piss under it. I might be the only man here that isn't pissing directly onto the floor.
     
    #11 Clutch, Apr 17, 2015
  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    Maybe it's because I'm engineer, and trying to think logically is the way my brain works; or, maybe it's just because I'm a dude. But, neither of you is a teenage girl. If this is a continuous problem, i.e. has happened more than once, and it "sneaks up" or you truly don't know. Why in the flying hell don't you eliminate white pants from your wardrobe? Aren't there like, lots and lots of other colors to choose from?
     
    #12 Rush-O-Matic, Apr 17, 2015
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    I saw it all over Reddit and social media this morning- People claiming they had tears or got choked up at the new Star Wars trailer. Really? As an adult, you want to admit something like that to the world and you think that's acceptable? What the hell is wrong with you? And when I state exactly that, the response is, "You so alpha bro." Ha, no. It's about not about being tough or an alpha male. It's not placing an absurd amount of emotional stake into a 2 hour movie that you have nothing to do with other than have memories of watching the prequels as a kid. Grow the fuck up and get a life.

    Edit: Saw a TiBer posted something like that in the Pop Culture Board. Oops. <3 you.
     
    #13 Juice, Apr 17, 2015
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    Haha, fuck all you grumpy bastards. Red Wings won, Chiefs won, I won a meat tray and trivia and I didn't have to work on Friday. My weekend is off to a great start.

    But for all you sorry excuses here is something to cheer you up.

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    #14 Bundy Bear, Apr 17, 2015
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    Hatsss for Batsss.

    Keep bats warm.
     
    #15 Crown Royal, Apr 17, 2015
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    This kills me. Apparently most of the male population have cocks too small to aim. I imagine they just piss on their balls, down their leg, onto the floor. You could eat out of most toilets because all the piss is everywhere BUT the toilet.

    Putting one of these in every urinal would cull that bullshit. Until someone tried to take a shit on it for high score because everyone is a fuck pig.

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    #16 CharlesJohnson, Apr 17, 2015
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    Rookie.

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    #17 Nettdata, Apr 17, 2015
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    Toilet humor. EY-YO! I'm here all week, try the veal.
     
    #18 CharlesJohnson, Apr 17, 2015
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    I might be in a minority, but I can piss into a toilet with the seat down and not leave a drop. I call it "manning the torpedo room".
     
    #19 CanisDirus, Apr 17, 2015
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    But can you maintain stream control during a sneeze?
     
    #20 xrayvision, Apr 17, 2015
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