Yeah, but my snowman has a boner. Ya' never noticed that did you? In other news, I'm drunk shopping e-bay for a new guitar. I got outbid in the last seconds on 2 US made Strats, A PRS Strat, and a Schecter. At this time of night there's nothing left to bid on and now I'm bored. My snowman doesn't really have a boner, but you checked out his nether regions. Snowman boner looker.
So my week consisted of going to the ER with a fever and infected abscess that was almost in my groin area. Getting decanulated in the ER and being deprived of oxygen until my lips turned blue. Getting a PICC line inserted in my right arm, getting the abscess cut, drained and packed in surgery. Having my dad pass out the next day while they were changing the dressing and packing. Getting sent home with the PICC line and IV antibiotics. And finally rediscovering my love for vicodin because they still need to pack the wound everyday. How was your week?
In other news, found out tonight that a website with people who have fantasies about being fucked by 50-foot tall women gets more traffic than our lovely board.
Well, of course it does. Our resident giantess shegirl scares those folks off, she's clearly bad for business with her uppity attitude. Uppity. Like up. Into the sky. Big girl. Get out the ruler and the step stool. Get it? I really suck at this double meaning shit.
We must be the three that hurt his feelings the most nowadays. Look Parker: no matter who you are, what you say or what you do I this world there will always be people that you have trouble getting along with. And that's because you're kind of irritating.
Aaaand this seems like a good time to end this week's thread. See you next week for more roulette: Will I post a pair of tits or a pair of pecs? Will Dixie's picture be a free spirited sex kitten or a free trade sex slave? Will we ever settle the squat issue?? All that and more on next week's edition of, The Weekend Drunk Thread.