The best part of the new PSY song is when he goes "WEST SIDE" I absolutely lost my shit and starting laughing. God bless him. He's found something that's going to work for him. Already 10 million views. The music video is hilarious and the outtakes near the end show he's having a blast during it. Fuck I would to if I were him. Oh and this. The smirk on this girls face slays me. Just slays me.
Just heard this today. One of the nicest songs I've heard in quite a while, and a great end to a long week. Spoiler
Aww yeah. Woke up with no hangover, had a very strong cookie for my breakfast of champions, then went for a 45 minute jog while I wated for it to kick in. Now just waiting for people to show up and it's an afternoon of pool volleyball and drinking. Yeah life.
Fuck it, that shit is catchy. When Gangnam Style first came out someone thought it would be a good idea to open a bar named "Gangnam Styie" in the midst of the cluster of all the other bars us Americans go to. The only thing I've seen gain and lose popularity faster than that bar was that Harlem Shake craze. Also, I'm not sure if they replaced the "l" with an "i" intentionally because in the song it sounds like he's saying "styie" of just because Engrish.
Damn it! Cool is a fickle bitch. I nail it, and then I drink too much and it disappears. Did work on a super cute girl at the bar yesterday afternoon, but then my dumb drunk ass decides it's appropriate to call her at 1 AM the same night. Noooooope. Hopefully I did not fuck that one up, because I will be dis-a-pointed. Also, new rule, when I've been drinking since 1PM, I am not allowed to start drinking whiskey 10 hours later.
Replace 1pm with 9am and I made the same mistake. All for a fucking scrimmage. Should have known it would be bad when I saw current players at the bar on Friday.
Just in time for the lunch hour, another filthy human kink turns my face green. Fatty paid 30k+ to balance food on her ginormous ass. You're going to look. Don't even demure. The best part, she details her fucking diet: I'm going to go horf now.
There are few greater feelings in the world than waking up after getting absolutely trashed the night before, and not having even a single bit of hangover. I feel like I just cheated death.
Helped a friend move yesterday. Two flights up to move out of the old place, and thank god the new place was only a half floor above ground. I was promised Chinese food and all the beer I could drink and I got both. Good weekend.
I have a strict "No hookers in the US" policy. Overseas, or on vacation in Mexico, sure. Mostly, I think it's so I can tell myself I have standards.
So, are you saying the Mexican Hookers are of a higher quality than a US Hooker? For whatever stereotypical reason the overseas thing computes for me... but something about only fucking Hookers from a place where you're warned to not even drink the water just seems off. I've never hired a hooker, but I did find out some random I was banging for awhile worked as a craigslist hooker.
Re: Re: 4/12/2013 WDT Keep telling yourself that. Oh and never fuck Mexican hookers, no matter what they look like.
I bought a six pack of the shocktop honeycrisp apple wheat. I can't decide if this is supposed to taste like a cider or a beer.