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4/12/2013 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 12, 2013.

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  1. Sicnevol

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    Depends on the area mostly, anywhere from a decent 6 to a 10 is obtainable pretty easily in the more cosmopolitan areas, tapers off the more rural you get. Unless you're willing to pay for travel...
     
  2. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    Not sure why anyone would need anymore "justification" than what I've bolded. I've never used prostitution, but I've also never heard a decent argument against legalizing it.
     
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    I forgot that I posted that last night...oops. The joys of alcohol. Truth be told they were both attractive and I'd be lying if I didn't say I enjoyed last night. I still have the one's number and I'll probably call her again, preferably when I'm not as drunk. At any rate Yay for the weekend!!
     
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    I was always curious about that kind of stuff. Were the girls bi? Do you ask for specific stuff over the phone or something? Do you get a refund if the girl doesn't do anal or doesn't have the hair color you wanted?
     
  5. Hoosiermess

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    This was the second time I've done this so I can't really answer that. They didn't mess around with each other so I'm not sure if they are bi or just friends/coworkers. I didn't ask for anything over the phone, I'm not sure about the etiquette involved. Either way I got what I needed and it was hassle free. I couldn't tell you if that's normal for this or not. I'm sure others, maybe not on the board, do this enough more than I do to answer your question better than I can.
     
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    Wait, did you order two girls or did you order one and the two of them showed up?
     
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    Getting a prostitute appeals to me. No strings, simplicity, emotional safety on my part. Plus there's something kind of filthy hot about buying flesh. Never have, probably never will though.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.angelsofpalmbeach.com/index.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.angelsofpalmbeach.com/index.htm</a> Quick google search brings up this place. Wouldn't kick a couple of them out of my bed for eating crackers.

    In more edible news, I spent dinner at a waterside bar/grill eating a fried grouper sandwich and drinking a margarita. Envy me. You may begin.
     
  8. Juice

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    You're so Floridian its disgusting.
     
  9. CharlesJohnson

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    I also don't wear shoes if it can be helped.

    Shorts are acceptable formal wear so long as you wear a collared shirt. Sometimes even a clean t-shirt will suffice.

    I am an amateur meteorologist.

    Wild alligator sightings are a common occurrence, requiring little mention.

    There is little difference between a hurricane and an afternoon thunderstorm. Both are acceptable times to go outside. Barefoot.

    I own shirts with flowers on them.

    Socks are not required with loafers.

    The Bahamas are "just over there a bit," with a vague gesticulation.

    Sun spots on cleavage are a turn on.
     
  10. bewildered

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    I am disgusted to say I was actually confused when I read this one. Who the fuck wears socks with loafers?

    Oh yeah, I'm from Alabama.
     
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    I can't tell whether I'm just officially old or if this Dj is underwhelming. Where is Crown when you need him?
     
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    Where the fuck is everyone at? This was my afternoon.


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    I spend all afternoon cleaning my kitchen, because el husband's uncle is stopping by so that we can all go out and eat dinner somewhere. Why is the door to our apartment located in the one consistently messy room here? One of my worst fears is that people will think I am a slob so I spit shine the entire place any time anyone is going to stop by.

    Yes, I am aware of how lame I am. Leave me alone.
     
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    Come and do my kitchen too? I fucking hate cleaning, I'd happily do all the cooking if it means I never have to do dishes.
     
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    Has anyone else noticed that Girls, Girls, Girls and Sesame Street's Sunny Days are pretty much the same tune? Just me? Oh, okay.
     
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    Are you trying to tell us, in a slightly roundabout way, that you want to fuck Big Bird?
     
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    Ladies and gentlemen, PSY does it again.
     
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    If by "done it again," you mean "this is exactly the same song as Gangnam Style," then you would be right.
     
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    Are you going to stay in the lines, or just fill every page with little black curls?

    Although, it has been a good 2 or 3 years since I last jerked it to a coloring book.

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