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4/12/2013 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Apr 12, 2013.

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  1. shegirl

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    I have no witty theme. So far today has been a clusterfuck at work. I am finding mistake after mistake all by the same person. This is the same person that will be let go come Monday. Even though it's the right thing to do, even though there have been mistakes, it still sucks because there is a great person and personality involved. Ish. Sometimes being the heavy just bites.


    Anyway, here's your WDT for the taking. Be sure to rub up on her and give her a little foreplay before you violate her with your spewage.
     
    #1 shegirl, Apr 12, 2013
  2. Juice

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    How heavy are you exactly?
     
    #2 Juice, Apr 12, 2013
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    "Big boned"
     
    #3 FreeCorps, Apr 12, 2013
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    Re: Re: 4/12/2013 WDT

    Whoa, people get fired on Mondays? I've only seen Friday firings. As if Monday wasn't shitty enough...
     
    #4 Angel_1756, Apr 12, 2013
  5. thabucmaster

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    Ditto on the clusterfuck at work. I had opened a ticket with Microsoft yesterday to resolve an issue with a client's email server since the issue was out of my realm of knowledge for resolving the issue at hand. They worked with me yesterday, and then I scheduled a reboot of the server for this morning. Welllll, the things they updated completely hosed their server to the point where no workstations could communicate to it, and all email ceased to work.

    Finally resolved the issue about 30 minutes ago after being on the phone with MS again since 8:30 this morning. First stop on my way home tonight is the liquor store for some Titos to numb the pain.

    I was once fired on a Tuesday after having the company I was working for move me from VT to CA. Yeah, that sucked.
     
    #5 thabucmaster, Apr 12, 2013
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    But enough about Parker.
     
    #6 Nom Chompsky, Apr 12, 2013
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    I had a client meeting yesterday at some law offices in Manhattan.

    At 666 5th ave.

    I still smell faintly of brimstone.


    [​IMG]
     
    #7 Misanthropic, Apr 12, 2013
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    Today I had a Haitian truck driver tell me he is moving back to Florida because, "there are too many niggers here."

    Then he invited me to a swinger party with, I shit you not, a promise of "plenty of Haitian girls."
     
    #8 Noland, Apr 12, 2013
  9. Parker

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    I just got here and I'm already being talked about. God damn it, did my penis get here before I did again? Son of a bitch.
     
    #9 Parker, Apr 12, 2013
  10. bewildered

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    Your penis is like a train. You, I am sorry to say, are merely the caboose.
     
    #10 bewildered, Apr 12, 2013
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    The man knows how to make an entrance.
     
    #11 Hoosiermess, Apr 12, 2013
  12. Parker

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    Well you can tell its arrived by the trail of the white stuff shot in the air.
     
    #12 Parker, Apr 12, 2013
  13. Rush-O-Matic

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    How is this not the Masters WDT?!



    More like Masters-bation, amirite?
     

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    FTFY
     
    #14 littlefoot789, Apr 12, 2013
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    Herpes being the conductor?

    HEYO!

    I don't want to comment on Parker's huge penis, but I saw a family of Cubans using it as a flotilla. And Parker lives in Chicago.

    On the weekends Parker's penis has a side-gig pipelining oil through Alaska.

    The last time Parker and his cock were in the same room together The Renaissance happened.
     
    #15 CharlesJohnson, Apr 12, 2013
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    Some dudes walk up and put it in. Others put it in and walk up.
     
    #16 VanillaGorilla, Apr 12, 2013
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    I had always heard that Parkers dick was so big he's already fucking a girl tomorrow.
     
    #17 Veovis, Apr 12, 2013
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    Please stop.
     
    #18 T0m88, Apr 12, 2013
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    There's some sort of grief counseling conference going on in my office this weekend and they have to tape big sheets of paper over all of the display guns because allegedly, people are sensitive to gun images if they lost a loved one to firearms. What do they do when someone dies in a car wreck? Dale Jr. kept right on racing.

    Also, the internet really wants me to find God's perfect match for me.
     
    #19 VanillaGorilla, Apr 12, 2013
  20. Parker

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    I agree, my penis hasn't gotten this much attention since it accidentally caused a lunar eclipse.

    Here is some funny on the internet. <a class="postlink" href="http://loljam.com/post/4157/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://loljam.com/post/4157/</a>
     
    #20 Parker, Apr 12, 2013
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