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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 4, 2016.

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  1. shegirl

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    I'm sick. That's what I get for being in an office with a bunch of grandparents who let their grandchild demon spawn rub their germ covered paws on them.

    Anyway, on my way to work the answer to the morning question, "What do women want their SO's to do with them when they are sick?" was cuddle. WTF? CUDDLE. Fuck no. Just leave me alone please and thank you.

    What are your go to's when you're sick?
     
  2. xrayvision

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    Masturbate to get the poison out. Illness is just the devil that needs to be exorcised through sexual means.
     
  3. Revengeofthenerds

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    Go outside, chop some wood, toss it in the smoker and do a BBQ. Cigars and fake beer throughout. Lots of liquid, lots of meat, lots of sweat. Work it off.

    That being said, working with children turns my immune system into a low-grade superpower. At this point I could be helicoptered into a leper colony and come out just fine.
     
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    Certainly not ask my wife for sympathy, shes a nurse and has zero bed-side manner when it comes to me being sick. Ill just lay on the couch and watch netflix and drink ginger ale. I really only get sick due to allergies, and they are pretty bad for me. Its deciding whether to stay up all night feeling like shit or stay up all night because the Claritin keeps me awake.
     
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    Most of the time these days when I am feeling ill, it's just the achy/tired feeling where I want to sleep a lot and then just lay on the couch binging TV. I know that part of it is due to dehydration, especially when I've been sleeping a long time, so I supplement my couch-surfing by consuming vast quantities of cherry pomegranate crystal light. That's the only flavor that really hits my sweet:tart ratio preference. A couple weeks ago I ran out of the box I'd had for probably a year (it takes me awhile to get through a whole box, I only use it when I'm sick and occasionally as a mixer for rum/vodka) and when I went to buy more I couldn't find it in several stores. I panicked for a bit before seeing that Walmart had their brand version of it. I bought 4 boxes.

    I just checked the Crystal Light website and the flavor is still there, but I guess they just aren't carrying it as much in the stores as they used to.
     
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    Drinking. I figure I'm going to feel like shit the next day anyways, so I'll numb myself to the symptoms while sending antiseptic through my veins to kill the illness, and then feel like total shit the next day. The day after that I'm all better, if not in actual fact then at least comparably.
     
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    Immunotherapy is the way to go. Yes, allergy shots blow, but so does being rendered useless as soon as spring starts and fall ends.
     
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    The man in the cubicle beside me has been coughing like an asthmatic with tuberculosis all week, violently and constantly. I can hear it over my headphones. Towards the end of the week other people around us are starting to do it, too.

    I have plans next weekend that I have been looking forward to for a while. If I catch his cold I may commit violence.
     
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    Depends I had been getting sinus infections regularly until last year my doctor put me on antibiotics for a month. Then I'd blow my sinus out with tons of sudoefedrin, guifen, and claritin. If it's a cold or fever I just take benydryl or NyQuil and sleep it off.
     
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    It's just like popping a pimple. You haven't gotten it all until blood starts coming out.
     
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    Sudafed, soup and grilled cheese. I alternate between the bed and couch, watching as much shitty TV/movies as I can stand. And no snuggling.
     
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    Oh hell yes. About a month ago I finished immunotherapy. Two shots every other day, for a year. It sucked. But wanna know what sucks more? Being basically allergic to Texas. They did the thing with 50 shots of 50 different common pollen and molds and I was allergic to at least 32 of them (some spots qualified as "mildly allergic" and only three not including the control had no reaction). Halfway through it I completely stopped getting sinus infections and the effects were greatly reduced when weather would blow in. By the end I couldn't even tell if it was bad outside or not.

    As a plus, insurance covered it all, I believe because it was cheaper than my constant doctor visits for steroid shots and the like.

    If you have allergies, do yourself a favor and consider immunotherapy.
     
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    This thing actually ran rings around Ferraris and Lambos when they came out. It also clocked a 7:14 at Nürburgring and they only made 500 of them.

     
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    I use humidifiers to combat sinus infections, ever since I got a nasty one 5 years ago during Thanksgiving followed by a few more that same winter. I run them at night any time the heat is on, and fortunately in the years since I haven't gotten another one.
     
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    Oh, that O.J. Grow a knife tree in your backyard and the cops find a seed twenty years later.
     
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    Welcome to Spring training Midwesterners, as evidenced by your pasty white thighs that have not seen daylight in 6 months but have been burned badly from an afternoon game you still believe sunscreen is for dirty hippies, also yes I get it, in the winter you can drink beer all day and not drink any water but the reason you are in the paramedics tent with an IV at 4pm on a Friday is because that big bright thing in the sky that is creating melanoma on your body is also making all the fluid in your body evaporate, that is why you have all that salt on your arms, and while that beer you drink is 99 percent water is does not rehydrate you. So tomorrow morning while you are updating your facebook, and slamming low calorie Gatorade, schedule an appointment with your dermatologist and get some spf 50 and use it for the afternoon game.
    Also thanks for bringing all your money to us but you do know these games don't count right?
     
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