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3/3/17 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 3, 2017.

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  1. Puffman

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    That is of course why you are so loved around here.
     
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    Light up a spliff and tell them to get the fuck back to bed.
     
    #82 toddamus, Mar 4, 2017
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    Do not think for one moment I have not thought of saying and doing just that.
     
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    I'm currently on a marijuana break because I interviewed for a job and they want to hire me but I have to pass a piss test. After the piss test I can do whatever but in the meantime...


    Also I stabbed myself in the leg tonight. A good inch deep. I know I didn't hit bone but goddamn I forgot how bad it hurts to get stabbed.
     
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    Can someone please inform Melania that I am being cyberbullied?
     
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    I believe this requires elucidation....
     
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    Do it once, and from here on out, when they hear pink floyd, they'll duck and cover, problem solved.

    I wouldn't call this child abuse, I'll call it operant conditioning. Its science.
     
    #87 toddamus, Mar 4, 2017
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    It's not cyberbullying if it's true.
     
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    I work in marketing for my company. Me and 15 women. I learned a long time ago that it's in my best interest when they want to get together outside of work and socialize to just say "Thanks, but I'll pass. Y'all have fun."
     
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    I think I'm too ugly for Audrey ;(... ouch

    Maybe I should go and become a pickup artist so this doesn't happen again
     
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    If you spent the first third of your day trying to finish knitting something you knew you couldn't finish in time, the second third at the baby shower (which, as far as those things go, this one wasn't bad at all. There were no games and the punch was good), and the last part of the day working when you'd rather be doing anything else, you'd be drinking too.

    I'm fasting from Facebook for Lent (more because it was convenient timing than for religious reasons) but I got an email telling me that my sister tagged me in something. It could be fucking anything but I don't know what it is and I don't even care. When it comes to Facebook, ignorance really is bliss.
     
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    Well it turns out I'm a pretty desirable employee.


    As for stabbing myself, I was cutting plastic off a new couch The Husband bought and the knife slipped. I hit my leg just at the teardrop of my quad.
    As for being stabbed previously - it was back when I was young and dumb and got in a fight.
     
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    Who would be dumb enough to get into a fight with you?
     
    #93 abneretta, Mar 4, 2017
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    First nett runs a porn ring, then he's bringing 15 year olds to have a group talk, now he's letting cyber bullying?!?

    Nett you're regressing. Next thing we know there's gonna be a safe space thread to run parallel with the WDTs.
     
    #94 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 4, 2017
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    I'm guessing, and this is just a guess, a very unwise and inexperienced woman
     
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    I need a safe space to discuss audreys rejection of me
     
    #96 toddamus, Mar 4, 2017
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    I thought that's what you organized your group for?
     
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    Yea but no, the group is more for other people to bitch and complain, not the president of the dam group, I'm there to judge and put pressure on the faciliators
     
    #98 toddamus, Mar 4, 2017
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    Pish posh. Audrey rejects no man.
     
    #99 Aetius, Mar 4, 2017
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    I did nazi this thread going this way
     
    #100 Revengeofthenerds, Mar 4, 2017
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