Yes, yes it sure is. I drove across town this morning in awful, awful weather to take two baby possums to the environmental studies center. I never knew how cute they were until we picked these little guys up. I feel kinda bad because in the 5 minutes it took to decide what to do, about 4 or 5 babies rolly pollied themselves into a huge, inaccessible azalea bush next to the road. Ah well, two was about all I could handle on the way home. The way they grasp with their little hands and tail was so cute. I sorta want a pet possum now.
It's really not that crazy! They had a resident pet possum at Five Rivers and Daisy was the most chill, blind motherfucker you ever did lay eyes on.
I've been around domesticated raccoons, etc... but possums? C'mon now. Spoiler I just... don't like possums. Not one bit. Under no circumstances are they okay. They have no redeemable qualities to me. They may be cute little babies now but SOON they will be patchy-haired, rat-tailed, MONSTERS that act like zombies. "Is it dead?" "Nope, just playin'!"
They are nothing but teeth and nastiness who get mistified by oncoming headlights. You may as well have a badger for a pet.
Possums are the ultimate example of adaptability against humans. Think of all the habitats we wreck. Possums are like lolcool and eat our trash, live under our sheds, and reproduce like crazy. Plus LOOK AT THAT LITTLE BABY. It's so soft. It reminds me of my little Abu, except with a tail arm. His feather tail was way cooler but I can respect a tailarm.
I'll admit, the one at my parents' house that eats the birdseed on the porch and is the size of a small dog is a bit offputting. But he isn't aggressive, he just gives no fucks. I can respect an animal that gives no fucks. ALSO DID YOU SEE THE PICTURE OF THE BABY I POSTED
Dude, I am from Alabama. The number and assortment of things that I have cornered because it's Friday and what else is there to do would cause you to question your masculinity.
That's because they're fucking rats. Big ass rats. Baby rats are probably cute, too, but that doesn't stop them from being filthy fucking vermin.
I have two skunks that live in my backyard and don't fear me . I can't even fight back against that. I threw my toolbox at it, connected, it shook its head and said "Seriously?" Bob and Steve. I'm not sure if they will be back this year, I sure hope not.
Your Matel tool box doesn't count. What, did you think that your plastic Bob the Builder tool belt would ring his bell? Try harder, woman!
We're organic down here because we care about the environment and shit. Free range animal products motherfucker.