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3/21/14 NATIONAL PUPPY DAY WDT (still NSFW, weird)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 21, 2014.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Im sure there is a first 10 season torrent out there. Everything after sucked donkey nuts. Someone on here tried to say the last few seasons have gotten better, forget if they said it was even comparable to any of the earlier season, and that I should give it a try. I watched a handful when people were skirting the law on youtube with the new ones. They as sucked fucking hard.
     
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    Ever remember something from high school that was a mortifying experience and wonder why your subconscious pulled it to the forefront of your mind? That happened to me last night and now it's all I can think about.

    And I watched The Simpsons when it was part of the Tracey Ullman Show. Suck on that TiB.
    One of the first lines I remember from it was Bart declaring, "Because I am a man, man." Such a simple line but in the context of the show, my friend and I thought it was hysterical. I don't even remember what that particular show was about.
     
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    Dammit. Looking back at my high school years is like a recurring nightmare that I can't escape.
     
  4. Crown Royal

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    I nominate for women:

    Erin Wotherspoon
    Cameron Diaz
    Quinn Woodward Pu
    Nancy Grace
    The "Jesus Camp" twat


    For men:

    Joe Francis
    John Fitzgerald Page

    ...no other men. Everyone else is a distant second.
     
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  6. Crown Royal

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    During a driving test, to boot! What is it about fat women being so crass or vulgar? They should hollow her out to keep families warm on Hoth.
     
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    Yeah but you're less than 10 years out. I'm 20-something out. My friend thought it was hysterical. Me, not so much. I just don't know what made me even think of it.
     
  8. Crown Royal

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    Has anybody been seeing this mudslide in Washington? Still over 100 people missing, fuck me.
     
  9. katokoch

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    Unbelievable... there's an interactive before/after photo here: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013/03/29/us/whidbey-landslide.html?ref=us" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2013 ... tml?ref=us</a>

    Google thinks I'm into restoring my skin, so add Gweneth Paltrow to your list Crown. She defines the "smug, pretentious idiot" celebrity.

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    That ad inspires me to think we should ban the use of computer editing in cosmetics advertisements. What bullshit. Those super creepy Japanese sex dolls look more realistic than she does in that photo.
     
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    I'm guessing your girlfriend has been using your computer. Btw, add Paltrow to the cunt olympics contenders, I really haven't heard anything positive about her besides, "She's the closest thing to a princess America has." Calling someone a princess here is rarely a compliment.
     
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    I just ordered some orange pumice hand cleaner.
     
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    It is NOT a compliment to call a woman "princess". It is the exact opposite, meant to be a complete insult.

    Paltrow had to be one of the most hated American celebrities, but that's what happens when you marry Coldplay and name your kid after a dense fruit.
     
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    Not to mention be snobby about said marriage when its the worst kept secret that its a status and PR marriage where both parties flagrantly "cheat" on each other.
     
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    I would just like to point out they were in detention on this day 30 years ago:

    Holy shit. I. Am. Old.
     
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  16. Crown Royal

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    Stupid worthless no good goddamn freeloading son of a bitch. Retarded big-mouth know-it-all asshole jerk.

    You left out ugly, lazy, and disrespectfu..

    SHUT UP BITCH, go fix me turkey pot pie!
     
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    I'm old enough to remember when that movie came out, but I wasn't quite old enough at the time to see it (11).
     
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    Huh... you were 15 years old when I was born.

    The Breakfast Club? I thought that was some movie with Audrey Hepburn.

    I keed, I keed!
     
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    It was the best of the Brat Pack movies. I never cared for Pretty in Pink, St. Elmo's Fire or Sixteen Candles, although to be fair people do confuse me with Jake Ryan quite a bit.
     
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    For the first time ever this weekend I saw Fast Times at Ridgemont High. It was solid, but I'm not a movie guy.

    One thing that makes me certain I'm beginning to get old is that the kids I coach were born after 9/11, and I work with 8-10 year olds and some teenagers.
     
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