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3/21/14 NATIONAL PUPPY DAY WDT (still NSFW, weird)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Mar 21, 2014.

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  1. happyfunball

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    It's weird, our dog never whines.

    This is our Lilly at about 8 months. She wanted to desperately play with the cats and they wanted no part of her. I turned the sound off, but if you guys really want to hear about my husband's golf trip, I can fix that for you. The cats tolerate the dog now. Someday they might even like each other. Well, the cats like the dog. Lilly loves everyone.

     
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  2. toddamus

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    The second cat in that video is quite the little asshole. It totally ambushed Lilly. Its interesting, first you see the black and white cat, then you can see when it gets the thought that its going to get Lilly, then you see it actually attack her. Fortunately she's fairly quick and avoided the claws of death.
     
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    My friend's dog Xena, when she was a pup. I'd post a photo of my bunny but he's about as much fun as realizing you're only half-way through one of toddamus' posts.
     

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    If you don't like what I post, don't read them, there's no reason to be a passive aggressive dick.
     
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    I agree. I mean, settle down over there, but I agree.

    My favourite dog ever belongs to my friend's dad. He's a mutt, but they say he's mainly mastiff and german shepherd. My friend's dad lives out in the middle of nowhere on 200 acres, and I spent a couple summers out there with my buddy being an unemployed shit, smoking weed and playing with dogs all day. The innate loyalty and emotional intelligence this dog has blew my fucking mind, and he single handedly (pawdedly?) gave me a much deeper respect for animals, dogs especially.

    Not a puppy, sorry... but this is Rolex (he's a watch dog):



    You look me in the eyes and try to tell me that isn't one majestic motherfucker. (He looks like he's about to do something heroic, but really that's just his "holy shit... is that a stick? I'm going to go chew on that stick" face.)
     

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    Good morning everybody! Let's kick some ass!

    Nothing like that first sip of coffee in the morning.
     
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    I slept for 12 hours last night. Last week was brutally long. By Wednesday I was ready to start throat-punching motherfuckers.
     
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    My diarrhea-riddled girlfriend is flush with Pinterest and bunny-shaming websites. I may never have sex again, between the squee and the shart squirted away my desire.
     
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    7th!!!!

    I'm not saying I'm drinking tonight, but some of you just MIGHT be getting some deleted PMs from me.
     
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    You go, girl

    Boobie thread! Boobie thread! (sung to the tune of U-S-A!)
     
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    I had too many microbrews last night and kept requesting Kanye West songs at this redneck karaoke bar in Douglasvillle, Georgia.


    "We don't have that kinda stuff..."
     
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    Magic tricks + confused pups = awwwwww

     
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    Goddamn, this place is dead. A weekend I don't have the kid and everyone's out having fun??? BOLLICKS I SAY!!!!



    I'd tell you what I'm drinking...but everyone already knows.
     
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    Don't worry my never making plans ass is stuck waiting for friends to respond to text/calls while the night presses on.
     
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    I have a question. Is this true?
     

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    The whole shaving pubic hair thing is completely foreign to me. It's never crossed my mind and its never been brought up by whatever woman I was seeing. Seems like it would itch...a LOT...
     
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    I mean not shorn to the skin shaved but yeah I trim up with electric clippers for the off chance I might wind up getting a Beej. I'll say it's probably 25% random beej 75% hygiene. I mean who'd want to wade through that shit if it was the other way around? It's common curtesy.
     
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    The logic is definitely there. Maybe not 99%. But it has come in handy before when I have gotten head and wasn't expecting to. Afterwards, she did mention that said grooming was appreciated.

    The other side of it is cleanliness. I shed a lot less hair when it's kept neat.
     
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