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3/1/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 28, 2014.

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  1. shegirl

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    Redemption Seeking Whore

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    February has absolutely sucked. I am SO glad to see it go.


    Hilarious.

    I have no theme. A little help here?
     
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  2. katokoch

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    I really wish this .gif was bigger.

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    Jigglefarms with guns... how's that for a theme?
     
  3. happyfunball

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    I did it all by myself!

    And was only a little bit scared.

    I really hate driving in the city.

    Stupid GPS.
     
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    I find it funny when people say they need a GPS to drive in the city. I find it way harder to drive in the middle of nowhere, with no street lights, street signs or a soul for miles to help you out.
     
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    It had me take a right instead of a left. Which took me away from where I wanted to go. There are lots of one way streets so it took me a while to get back where I needed to go. Normally that wouldn't be a big deal but my daughter was in the first event and I didn't want to miss it. I grew up in the boonies, I'm very comfortable there.
     
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    So in 14 hours we will be officially homeless.Apartment hunting here sucks. Having plenty of money, but no place to call your own is fucking bullshit.
     
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    Its not midnight and Im fucking wastd.
     
  8. katokoch

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    Alright! Now we got us a drunk thread!!!

    I just found the video that .gif came from.



    Great form, very nice. 10/10.
     
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    Not adult enough

    I am not familiar with the term "jiggle farm" so I went to Google. One of the search results was for an adult site with keyword descriptions reading:
    I know some of you folks are into kinky stuff, but who the hell clicks on that link?

    I mean, besides Black Jesus.
     
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    Re: Not adult enough

    Allord?

    Fuck I hate Migraines. And to top it off I got to have a couple of ECGs yesterday and get a stress test at some stage next week.
     
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    I suppose I should be grateful that out of all the perverted, inappropriate things I say at work, the bit about poo this morning made it on facebook and not anything about donkey shows, penises, or big bouncin tittays.
     
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    Also, how awesome is Dry for keeping the Boobie thread off life support.
     
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    Off of life support? Cuz I'm pretty sure I could drown in dem tittays.
     
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    I said the Boobie thread not you. It still amazes me how you haven't died in some drunken mishap involving your massive dog and a ball of fire.
     
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    HE ISNT MASSIVE he just has a big head! (that's what she said.) Also, the fires happen outside my house in a semi-safe hole in the ground. You can never (ever) be too careful.
     
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    Re: Not adult enough

    Stuff your balls in your own ass.

    This is how you make Cafe Brulot. It is amazing; worth a watch. And obviously they set it on fucking fire or why would I give a shit? I's a "chilly" night so I'm having a cup of coffee with a glug of Grand Marnier.

     
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    Tried coke for the first time last night and I was very disappointed.

    It made my throat numb like having a cough drop and the drip was disgusting, maybe a *slight* buzz but I was also drunk.


    Big letdown.
     
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    It's probably good you feel that way. Not liking it will save you countless cash.
     
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    You guys ever want to tell someone "You are a small, small man, and if you think that the way you carry on is in any way acceptable, I'll walk down the road and make $40K more per year, and I am far more valuable to this organization than you will ever be"?

    No, just me?
     
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    Same. I apparently got my hands on shitty shit. However, it did keep me awake long enough to keep drinking until 5 a.m., then get super depressed. Also the next day I wanted to kill myself so bad I got drunk just to cheer up.

    My buddy swore off coke on his b-day last year. He was at home, alone, and he set up this obstacle course around the house. So he was slightly drunk, high as fuck, doing flips over the couch to snort coke off the coffee table, then do tumble rolls across the floor to snort another line off the dining room table. I was PISSED he didn't invite me over. He wouldn't have felt so bad if we were both retarded. Plus free birthday coke.

    "I thought coke was just for people in Florida."

    It's funny. I was pretty anti-drug my whole life. Lately I'm like, fuck it, let's try whatever we can get. I really want to get some good folks over, lay gardening equipment on the table, then we all do bath salts naked. Let's just see where the night takes us.
     
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